The Need To Dance – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album
Title: The Need To Dance
Characters: Jack Tors
Summary:
Transcript:
Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings…
0:03 Nelson: “Programming.”
0:05 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:06 Nelson: “Hello.”
0:07 Voice 1: “Yes. Nelson, please.”
0:08 Nelson: “Speaking. Hello?”
0:09 Voice 1: “Nelson??
0:10 Nelson: “Yeah.”
0:11 Voice 1: “Hi. How are you?”
0:13 Nelson: “Hi. Who’s this?”
0:14 Voice 1: “How you doin’, booster? Hello?”
0:16 Nelson: “Who am I speaking with please?
0:18 Voice 1: “This is Jack.”
0:20 Nelson: “I don’t recall.”
0:21 Voice 1: “Really? Hmm. You’re in charge of the programming, right?”
0:25 Nelson: “Not true.”
0:26 Voice 1: “What do you do?”
0:27 Nelson: “Digital programming coordinator.”
0:29 Voice 1: “Right. But don’t you put on videos?”
0:32 Nelson: “Not necessarily.”
0:35 Voice 1: “Hmm. That’s weird.”
0:36 Nelson: “What is this call pertaining to?”
0:36 Voice 1: “What about the dance mix? Well, it’s pertaining to me getting down there and dancing.”
0:42 Nelson: “Wait a second. OK.”
0:43 Voice 1: “Hurry up.”
0:46 Nelson: “Go ahead.”
0:47 Voice 1: “This little funky shit is goin’ on, you know.”
0:50 Nelson: “Whatever.”
0:51 Voice 1: “What is going on with you?” The attitude I sense it.”
0:54 Nelson: “I know. It’s an attitude on purpose. I’m really fuckin’ busy to be fuckin’ bullshittin’ on the phone right now. So how can I help you?”
1:00 Voice 1: “I want you to get me to do some dances in the videos.”
1:03 Nelson: “Go down in the club or fuckin’ shit like that. I don’t have time for that right now.”
1:06 Voice 1: “Nelson, is there any – oh.”
1:07 Hangs up.
1:09 Phone rings.
1:13 Nelson: “Programming.”
1:14 Voice 1: “Nelson?”
1:15 Nelson: “Speakin’.”
1:16 Voice 1: “Yeah. Eric told me to call you. That’s the only reason. But I seem to be breakin’ balls or something.”
1:22 Nelson: “I’m really busy. I mean what do you need?”
1:23 Voice 1: “Well, Eric said that you could squeeze me in a couple of these little dance mix things.”
1:28 Nelson: “What do you mean? What exactly is it that you are talkin’ about? I don’t know what the hell you are talkin’ about.”
1:32 Voice 1: “Well, for one, I’m a dancer. And I’m coming to you for help and you’re just shutting me. You’re kicking me like a dog.”
1:38 Nelson: “What the hell is it that I need to give to you? What do you need? What do you want?”
1:41 Voice 1: “Eric said you could squeeze me into videos.”
1:44 Nelson: “Who gives the shit what Eric says? I don’t understand why Eric is telling you anything.”
1:47 Voice 1: “Well, he said you could help me.”
1:49 Nelson: “That I could help you what?”
1:51 Voice 1: “I’m a dancer/choreographer. I do that for a living. I’m awesome.”
1:54 Nelson: “All right. Then call the…”
1:56 Voice 1: “I’m star struck.”
1:57 Nelson: “Call the dance studios or something. This is music videos. What the hell does that have to do with dance?”
2:02 Voice 1: “I know. But that’s my specialty. I’m a humdinger when it comes to this.”
2:08 Nelson: “Who gives a shit? Why are you telling me this? Do I care?”
2:11 Voice 1: “Why are you being like that?”
2:13 Nelson: “Because I’m really busy and you’re really taking up my time right now in useless nonsense conversation which has – which is goin’ nowhere – has no directive. I mean how the hell can I help you?”
2:21 Voice 1: “If Eric said that you could put me in a dance video…”
2:23 Nelson: “I said I don’t give a fuck what Eric says. How can I help you? What do you need? I don’t care what Eric said.”
2:26 Voice 1: “So Eric – so Eric has no pull?”
2:29 Nelson: “Who gives a shit? What do you need?”
2:31 Voice 1: “I need to dance, you fucker. Don’t you see it? I need to dance. And I want to tell you I want to dance all over you, you scumbag. I’m going to do a dance in your fuckin’ ass.”
2:35 Nelson laughing.
2:41 Nelson: “All right. You do that. All right. You do that. Thanks. Bye now.”
2:42 Voice 1: “Are you crazy? You fuck.”
2:46 Man laughs.