“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s […]
Bad Tomatoes – the woke version
Title: “Misunderstood Produce”[Setting: A trendy organic grocery store]Characters:Woke Activist (replacing Frank Rizzo)Conscious Shopper (replacing Jack Tors)Store Clerk[The Woke Activist enters the store, browsing through the produce section. The Conscious Shopper is also there, examining some tomatoes.]Woke Activist: (clearing throat) Excuse me, my friend, I couldn’t help but notice you’re eyeing those tomatoes.Conscious Shopper: Oh, yeah. […]
Kissel Sails – Kissel
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Kissel Sails Characters: Kissel, Yacht Broker Summary: ! ChatGPT In the presented skit, a phone call unfolds between Kissel, a character inquiring about renting a yacht, and two individuals on the other end of the line. Kissel expresses his desire to rent a yacht for himself, his wife, and possibly […]
“Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Scaffolding Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, the phone rings, and Frank answers the call seeking help for a complicated situation. He reveals that he’s in charge of a scaffold with people stuck on it, which he had initially rigged for his boss. However, the number of people […]
Bird Feed
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bird Feed Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Pick Up Pie
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pick up Pie Characters: Frank Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – The Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “The “Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
Frank’s Pickles
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Ringtones Intro” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Hello Bing-Bong” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Hello Bing-Bong” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Want to prank call your friends?
Prank calling has been a popular form of entertainment among friends for decades. It’s a way to have a good laugh, relieve stress, and make some unforgettable memories. With the advancement of technology, prank calling has become even easier and more fun than ever before. If you’re looking for a way to prank call your […]
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
Food & Drug Complaint – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Food & Drug Complaint Characters: Sol Rosenberg, Secretary Summary: In this comedic skit, Sol Rosenberg calls the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with a bizarre request. Sol, assuming the FDA has control over various aspects of public life, asks the FDA to take Howard Stern’s radio show off the […]
“Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]