Pick Up Pie

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Pick up Pie

Characters: Frank




0:00:   Phone rings.

0:02 Voice 1: “ [Inaudible 0:02 ] Can I help you?”

0:04 Frank: “Hiya toots, let me speak to Les.”

0:05 Voice 1: “He’s on vacation. Who’s calling?”

0:07 Frank: “Oh, this is his old buddy Frank.”

0:09 Voice 1: “You want to call him tomorrow?”

0:10 Frank: “No, I don’t. Actually. I’d like to talk to you.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Well. Go ahead. How can I help you.”

0:13 Frank: “I needed a sub. Can you make me up a sub?

0:17 Voice 1: [Inaudible 00:17]

0:18 Frank: “Hello.”

0:19 Voice 1: [Inaudible 00:19]

0:20 Frank:  Hey, there smart map!

0:21 Voice 1: “Who you talking to?”

0:22 Frank: “How you doin’ there honey? I need a sub, a six footer.”

0:23 Voice 1: “Go ahead. What kind?”

0:24 Frank: “Yeah, you can let the salami down on it there.”

0;27 Voice 1: “What you want, Italian?

0:28 Frank: “”A Italian whatever… You got that [Inaudible 00:30] whatever that.”

0:31 Voice 1: “You want Italian…”

0:32 Frank: “Hi, there honey.”

0:33 Pie delivery guy: [Inaudible’ 00:33]

0:34 Frank: “Hold on there. Go ahead.”

0:35 Voice 1: “Italian salami…”

0:37 Pie delivery guy: “Your pie sir!”

0:38 Frank: “I want…. Hold on there buddy.”

0:39 Pie delivery guy: “Your pie sir.”

0:40 Frank: “Yeah, little Swiss cheese on that. Hello!”

0:43 Voice 1: “Go ahead.”

0:45 Frank: [Inaudible 00:45]

0:46 Voice 1: [Inaudible 00:46]

0:47 Frank: “What?”

0:48 Voice 1: What are we doin’ here?”

0:49 Frank: “Alright, give me a little…”

0:50 Pie delivery guy: “Pick up pie!

0:51 Frank: “Alright, listen, a little baloney on that.”

0:52 Pie delivery guy: “Pick up pie, sir!”

0:53 Frank: “Hello, ma’am.”

0:54 Voice1: “I’m not making this. You are going to have come in and we’ll make it when we get here.”

0:56 Frank: “Alright, listen honey. Just don’t…”

0:58 Voice 1: “I’m not makin’ it until you come in.”

1:00 Frank: “I need the order.”

1:01 Voice 1: When you come in I’ll make it.”

1:02 Frank: “[Inaudible 01:02] Give me that hoagie alright.”

1:04 Voice 1: “Right.”

1:05 Frank: “Alright, [Inaudible 01:05]”

1:08 Voice 1: “What a… [Hangs up the phone]”

1:10 Frank: “Wow, what an asshole she said! What as asshole! [Laughs]”