Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Gay Model – the woke version
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
Spider Monkey – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
About the Jerky Boy’s success
The Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Prank Call Duo That Defined a Generation Prank calls have been a form of entertainment for decades, and one of the most iconic and influential prank call duos of all time is The Jerky Boys. Consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, The Jerky Boys gained widespread popularity in the […]
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Mariposa – Pico
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Mariposa Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Balloon Rides Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this humorous skit, Frank Rizzo calls a balloon ride service inquiring about taking a balloon ride. The conversation starts with the caller expressing interest in the experience and seeking information on how to go about it. The representative (Voice 1) explains that […]
A Little Information – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: A Little Information Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack Tors gives a little information about retro casting. Transcript:
Starter Motor Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent”[Scene: A bustling office setting. A phone rings.]Caller: [Excitedly] Hello?Receptionist: Good afternoon, thank you for calling. How can we assist you today?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’m calling about the sailboat, you know?Receptionist: Of course, sir. How can I help you with that?Caller: Yeah, I got a problem with this sailboat. I […]
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
No! – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: No! Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
Willie the Jackass
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Willie the Jackass Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Tomatoes – the woke version
Title: “Misunderstood Produce”[Setting: A trendy organic grocery store]Characters:Woke Activist (replacing Frank Rizzo)Conscious Shopper (replacing Jack Tors)Store Clerk[The Woke Activist enters the store, browsing through the produce section. The Conscious Shopper is also there, examining some tomatoes.]Woke Activist: (clearing throat) Excuse me, my friend, I couldn’t help but notice you’re eyeing those tomatoes.Conscious Shopper: Oh, yeah. […]
“Rocine – The Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “The “Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Sols Warts
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Warts Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]