The Gay Model – the woke version

Title: “The Progressive Model”

[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]

Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?

Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.

Johnny: Absolutely, we welcome all identities and expressions here. Tell me about yourself.

Caller: Well, I’m a queer individual, non-binary, and I love to express myself through fashion.

Johnny: That’s wonderful! We celebrate diversity and self-expression in all its forms. Can you tell me more about the kind of shoot you’re interested in?

Caller: I’m envisioning something avant-garde, pushing boundaries and challenging societal norms.

Johnny: Fantastic! We’re all about breaking down barriers and challenging stereotypes. When would you like to schedule your session?

Caller: How about next Saturday?

Johnny: Perfect. I’ll pencil you in. And remember, you’re free to be your authentic self here. We’ll create something truly beautiful together.

Caller: Thank you so much! Looking forward to it.

[They hang up, and Johnny smiles, feeling fulfilled in his mission to create inclusive art.]

[End of skit]