“Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Special Delivery
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Special Delivery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
Frank Rizzo Jerky Boys iPhone 13 Case
You don’t just own a phone, you carry a personality.And nothing says personality louder than Frank Rizzo yelling from your pocket.This official Jerky Boys merchandise iPhone 13 case turns one of the most legendary prank call characters of all time into a daily conversation starter. Durable protection meets pure nostalgia from the era of classic […]
Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The Lawn Equipment Debate prank captures the classic chaos that made the Jerky Boys famous. What begins as a simple discussion about lawn equipment quickly turns into a heated and ridiculous argument. The caller pushes the conversation in strange directions, leaving the […]
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Food & Drug Complaint – the woke version
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern Characters: Concerned Caller, Grocery Store Clerk Summary:A polite caller contacts a grocery store to raise concerns about sustainability, pesticides, and unhealthy ingredients. The clerk tries to respond professionally while the conversation becomes increasingly unnecessary, creating slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys prank call style. Transcript: [The scene opens with a […]
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
Irate Tile Man – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Flooring Specialist” Characters: Rajesh – Empathetic Flooring Specialist Customer – Concerned Homeowner Irate Tile Man – The Woke Version Empathetic Flooring Specialist In the classic Jerky Boys universe, the Irate Tile Man was all chaos, shouting, and pure comedic meltdown. In this woke reinterpretation, the tone shifts completely. Instead of anger, we get […]
Sex Therapy
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hucklebuck
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hucklebuck Characters: Frank Rizzo, Juggy Summary: Frank Rizzo launches into another outrageous phone conversation in H,ucklebuck, bringing his loud personality and relentless attitude to the center of the skit. What begins as a simple discussion quickly turns into a chaotic exchange filled with sarcasm and aggressive humor. […]
Drinking Problem – the woke version
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Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
The Flower Lady #3
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Dental Malpractice
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Dental Malpractice Characters: Ali Kamal Summary: The Jerky Boys Dentist prank centers on a frantic caller named Ali Kamal who contacts a dental malpractice hotline after claiming he was abused by a dentist named Louie Rocco. He describes a painful and chaotic dental visit that allegedly left him unable to […]