Irate Tile Man – the woke version

Title: “Empathetic Flooring Specialist”


  1. Rajesh – Empathetic Flooring Specialist
  2. Customer – Concerned Homeowner

[Phone rings]

Rajesh: (picks up) Hello, this is Rajesh speaking, how may I assist you today?

Customer: Yeah, hi. I’m having a bit of an issue with some tiles I had installed.

Rajesh: Oh, I’m terribly sorry to hear that. What seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, you see, they’re not lining up properly. It’s like they’re not cut right or something.

Rajesh: I understand how frustrating that must be. I want to assure you that we take these concerns seriously. Can you describe the issue in more detail?

Customer: Yeah, sure. It’s just that they’re uneven, and it’s really bothering me.

Rajesh: I see. Uneven tiles can definitely disrupt the harmony of your space. Have you noticed any particular areas where this is more pronounced?

Customer: Yeah, mainly in the kitchen and bathroom.

Rajesh: Okay, thank you for sharing that. It sounds like we need to address this promptly. Can you provide me with your address so I can arrange for a technician to come and assess the situation?

Customer: Oh, um, actually, I was hoping maybe you could just talk me through how to fix it myself?

Rajesh: Of course, I can guide you through some potential solutions. However, I want to emphasize that if you feel more comfortable having a professional handle it, we are more than happy to arrange that for you.

Customer: No, no, I appreciate that. I’m just trying to reduce my carbon footprint, you know?

Rajesh: Absolutely, I commend you for your eco-conscious mindset. Let’s see what we can do together. Have you tried adjusting the tiles to see if that helps with the alignment?

Customer: Um, no, not yet.

Rajesh: No worries. Let’s start there. Take a moment to gently adjust the tiles and see if you notice any improvement in their alignment.

Customer: Okay, I’ll give it a try.

Rajesh: Great. Remember to take your time and let me know if you encounter any challenges along the way. We’re in this together.

Customer: Thanks, Rajesh. I really appreciate your understanding and support.

Rajesh: It’s my pleasure. We believe in fostering a collaborative and empathetic approach to problem-solving. If you have any further questions or concerns, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to help.

Customer: Will do. Thanks again.

Rajesh: Take care and have a wonderful day.

[Call ends]