“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans – the woke version
Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Super Across The Way
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Super Across The Way Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing for Jeopardy – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Jeopardy Audition”[Scene: A nondescript office setting. A diverse group of individuals, including people of various ethnicities, genders, and abilities, sit nervously in chairs, waiting for their turn.][Enter a facilitator, wearing a “diversity and inclusion advocate” badge.]Facilitator: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the auditions for our socially conscious version of Jeopardy. Today, we’re not just […]
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
Picos Mexican Hairpiece
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Mira – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800-How’s My Driving
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: 1-800-How’s My Driving Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, Frank Rizzo has just experienced a traumatic incident where someone backed over his legs with a vehicle. He calls a customer service line, presumably related to the incident, and begins a conversation with Voice 2. Frank is visibly agitated […]
“Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript: