No! – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: No! Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
Super Gay
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Super Gay Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when […]
Sparky the Clown
When it comes to hiring a clown for a party or event, Sparky the Clown is a name that comes up time and time again. Known for his hilarious antics and expert balloon twisting skills, Sparky has become a beloved figure in the world of party entertainment. If you’re looking to hire Sparky for your […]
Bad Ass Message – the woke version
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]
Laser Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Laser Surgery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Super Across The Way
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Super Across The Way Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Tarbash’s New Shoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tarbash’s New Shoes Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Turnstile – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Turnstile Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Punitive Damages
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller […]
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
TV Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: TV Repair Characters: Kissel/Pico Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Actor: Oscar-Winning Alan Arkin Passes Away at Age 89
In a heartbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin passed away at the age of 89. Arkin, renowned for his versatility, unique performances, and exceptional talent, leaves behind a legacy that will forever be remembered. This article pays tribute to the life and career of this iconic actor, […]
Hair Vitamins
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hair Vitamins Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Flooring Specialist”Characters:Rajesh – Empathetic Flooring SpecialistCustomer – Concerned Homeowner[Phone rings]Rajesh: (picks up) Hello, this is Rajesh speaking, how may I assist you today?Customer: Yeah, hi. I’m having a bit of an issue with some tiles I had installed.Rajesh: Oh, I’m terribly sorry to hear that. What seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, you […]
Hurt At Work
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hurt At Work Characters: Summary: In this skit, a comedic portrayal unfolds as two characters engage in a phone conversation about an alleged workplace injury. Voice 2 claims to have been hurt at work, seeking legal assistance. Initially, Voice 1 transfers the call to Voice 3, an attorney, assuming […]
Pablo Honey by Radiohead
Radiohead’s debut album, “Pablo Honey”, released in 1993, is often overshadowed by the band’s later critically acclaimed works like “OK Computer” and “Kid A”. However, upon closer inspection, “Pablo Honey” reveals itself to be a more interesting and complex album than it is often given credit for. With its mix of grunge, alternative rock, and […]
“Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Piano Tuner
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Piano Tuner Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Sols Warts
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Warts Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]