Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Egyptian Magician Characters: Tarbash Summary: In this skit, Tarbash, who identifies himself as the Egyptian Magician, calls in for an audition at a venue. Carol, the night manager, interacts with Tarbash, who enthusiastically describes his magic act. Tarbash’s act involves eating hot coal, stabbing a customer’s eye with a […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Masturbation Box Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: This skit is a chaotic and humorous phone conversation between multiple characters, primarily involving Sol Rosenberg and various voices on the other end of the line. Sol seeks someone to weld a steel box for him, initially requesting it to be […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sporting Goods Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: I’m A Diva Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack makes a new best friend and shows off his dance moves during an interview for Saturday night fever. Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Blasting Tanks” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Trains Characters: Sandy, Russel Summary: Transcript:
