Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior”[Scene: A call center. Soft, uplifting background music plays. Two employees, Alex and Sam, sit at their desks wearing headsets. They are conscientious and respectful individuals.]Alex: (smiling) Good morning, thank you for calling 1-800 How’s Our Behavior. This is Alex speaking, how can I assist you today?Caller: (frustrated) Hi, I need […]
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Egyptian Magician Characters: Tarbash Summary: In this skit, Tarbash, who identifies himself as the Egyptian Magician, calls in for an audition at a venue. Carol, the night manager, interacts with Tarbash, who enthusiastically describes his magic act. Tarbash’s act involves eating hot coal, stabbing a customer’s eye with a […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bird Feed Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings 0:02 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:02 Speaker2: “Hello?” 0:03 Speaker1: “Yes. Do you guys—do you have balloons?” 0:05 Speaker2: “Yeah.” 0:06 Speaker1: “You don’t have balloons?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Oh, what?” 0:08 Speaker1: “You guys don’t make balloons.” 0:10 Speaker2: “Yeah.” 0:11 Speaker1: “So, can I order balloons from you?” 0:12 Speaker2: “No, you have […]
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
Title: Inclusive Salon Experience[Scene: Inside a modern, inclusive salon. Soft music plays in the background. A diverse group of clients, including people of various races, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities, are seated in the waiting area. The atmosphere is welcoming and accepting.]Voice on the Phone: (ringing) “Hello, and thank you for calling our inclusive salon, […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 1: Ballot Box” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pick up Pie Characters: Frank Summary: Transcript:
