Santa’s Delivery
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Santa’s Delivery Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2)
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2) Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical and confusing phone conversation between Sol Rosenberg and another person interested in buying Civil War memorabilia. The conversation starts with multiple hellos, reflecting miscommunication or technical issues. The potential buyer expresses interest in the […]
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock 00:03 Speaker 1: “Hello? Hello?” 00:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:06 Speaker 1: “Hello?” 00:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:08 Speaker 1: “Yes. Hi, I’m calling about your ad.” 00:10 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:11 Speaker 1: “I’m interested in the chainsaw.” 00:14 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:15 Speaker 1: “Is it still available?” 00:18 Sol […]
Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
“Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Chainsaw Shock – Part 2
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: What starts as a normal chainsaw sale goes wrong quickly after Sol takes a tumble. But don’t worry, his son is coming and he’s sitting and smoking and watching television. Transcript:
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the […]
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
“Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
“Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hurt at Work – the woke version
Title: “Injured on the Job”Characters:Terry – A conscientious worker who values workplace safety and respects the rights of others.Joe – A compassionate employer who prioritizes employee well-being and ensures a safe work environment.[Scene opens in an office setting. Terry is on the phone with Joe, his employer.]Terry: Hey, Joe, it’s Terry. I wanted to talk […]
Safety Gates – the woke version
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical phone conversation regarding the sale of Civil War memorabilia. Voice 1 describes an eccentric individual with an assortment of items, including old guns, a Gatling gun causing neighborhood disturbances, cannons, and even a preserved foot […]
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Bacon – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Bacon Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Do you smell bacon? Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
“Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
“Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]