1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You wanna scrap – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]
“Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
No! – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: No! Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s […]
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hard Hat
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
Firecracker Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Firecracker Mishap Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Picos Mexican Hairpiece
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
The Gay Model – the woke version
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
Signin’ – Rosine
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Signin’ Characters: Rosine Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Safety Gates – the woke version
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
Tandem Bicycles
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tandem Bicycles Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
The Dresser
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Drinking Problem – the woke version
“Explore the journey of inclusive dance expression, blending cultures respectfully and celebrating diversity. Join the movement today!”
“Mike – Blasting Tanks” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Blasting Tanks” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript: