Starter Motor Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
Silly Food – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Little Elves – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Little Elves Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Smells Like Bacon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hurt at Work – the woke version
Title: “Injured on the Job”Characters:Terry – A conscientious worker who values workplace safety and respects the rights of others.Joe – A compassionate employer who prioritizes employee well-being and ensures a safe work environment.[Scene opens in an office setting. Terry is on the phone with Joe, his employer.]Terry: Hey, Joe, it’s Terry. I wanted to talk […]
Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Actor: Oscar-Winning Alan Arkin Passes Away at Age 89
In a heartbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin passed away at the age of 89. Arkin, renowned for his versatility, unique performances, and exceptional talent, leaves behind a legacy that will forever be remembered. This article pays tribute to the life and career of this iconic actor, […]
Laser Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Laser Surgery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Phobia
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Phobia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
Chainsaw Shock – Part 2
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: What starts as a normal chainsaw sale goes wrong quickly after Sol takes a tumble. But don’t worry, his son is coming and he’s sitting and smoking and watching television. Transcript:
“Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Paradise
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Paradise Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In the presented skit, a comical conversation unfolds between two voices. The interaction revolves around a peculiar inquiry for a “fat muffin man,” causing confusion for Voice 1, who attempts to decipher the odd request. Voice 2 persistently seeks information about muffins, particularly blueberry […]
Security Service
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Security Service Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent”[Scene: A bustling office setting. A phone rings.]Caller: [Excitedly] Hello?Receptionist: Good afternoon, thank you for calling. How can we assist you today?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’m calling about the sailboat, you know?Receptionist: Of course, sir. How can I help you with that?Caller: Yeah, I got a problem with this sailboat. I […]
“Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
What’s Wrong with this World?
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript: