“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800-How’s My Driving
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: 1-800-How’s My Driving Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, Frank Rizzo has just experienced a traumatic incident where someone backed over his legs with a vehicle. He calls a customer service line, presumably related to the incident, and begins a conversation with Voice 2. Frank is visibly agitated […]
10 Best Birthday Pranks You Can Pull On Your Friends
Birthdays are a time of celebration and joy, but they also present an opportunity for some lighthearted mischief. If you’re looking to add an extra element of fun to your friend’s special day, consider pulling off a memorable prank. From harmless gags to playful tricks, we’ve compiled a list of the 10 best birthday pranks […]
Hair Vitamins
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hair Vitamins Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Sol’s Glasses
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
“Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
Picos Mexican Hairpiece
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
Stop That – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Stop That Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Testing for Jeopardy – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Jeopardy Audition”[Scene: A nondescript office setting. A diverse group of individuals, including people of various ethnicities, genders, and abilities, sit nervously in chairs, waiting for their turn.][Enter a facilitator, wearing a “diversity and inclusion advocate” badge.]Facilitator: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the auditions for our socially conscious version of Jeopardy. Today, we’re not just […]
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Sol’s Glasses – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
Signin’ – Rosine
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Signin’ Characters: Rosine Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Turnstile – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Turnstile Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
The Gay Model
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when […]
“Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
You wanna scrap – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]