Hair Vitamins

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Hair Vitamins





0:00 Phone rings

0:02 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:03 Babu: “Hello, my friend.”

0:04 Voice 1: “What do you say?”

0:05 Babu: “What do I say about what my friend?”

0:07 Voice 1: “Listen, I need some vitamins.”

0:09 Babu: “You need vitamins?”

0:10 Voice 1: “Yeah to grow my hair in.”

0:12 Babu:  “Where you growing hair?”

0:13 Voice 1: “You know around my balls, my head. You know I’m losing my fucking hair.”

0:18 Babu: “On your balls?”

0:19 Voice 1: “My head and my balls. I need to grow my hair in.”

0:22 Babu: “We got vitamins for balls, not for hair.”

0:25 Voice 1: “What do you mean? Oh, you put a sperm to make yourself better?”

0:27 Babu: “Yeah.”

0:28 Voice 1: “I don’t need that shit. I’m trying to grow my hair in better?

0:30 Babu: “Right. But you want to grow hair on your balls and your ass?”

0:33 Voice 1: “I got hair on my ass, you fucking prick. What, you trying to be funny?”

0:36 Babu: “No, I’m not funny. Sir…”

0:38 Voice 1: “I’m asking you for help and you’re making fun of me.”

0:40 Babu: “No, no.”

0:41 Voice 1: “Please. Don’t make fun.”

0:42 Babu: “I’m not making fun.”

0:43 Voice 1: “Alright.”

0:44 Babu: “Does it sound like I’m making fun?”

0:45 Voice 1: “Well, I got to do some big, important shows coming up and I need hair.”

0:48 Babu: “Oh, where do you do show? Can I come to your show?”

0:51 Voice 1: “Alright, look you fuckin’ piece of shit! Get off the fucking phone. I’ll come down and kick you in the cock.”

0:55 Babu: ‘Okay. I’m at the [Inaudible 00:56] pharmacy.”

0:57 Voice 1: “I know where you are, you freak!”

0:59 Babu: “Would you like me to call you a cab?”

1:01 Voice 1: “What’s your name?”

1:02 Babu: “Hello.”

1:03 Voice 1: “Lou? How you doin’ Lou?”

1:05 Babu: “My name is Babu.”

1:06 Voice 1: “Yeah, baboon?”

1:07 Babu: “Yeah.”

1:08 Voice 1: “Get off the phone you dirty prick?

1:10 Babu: “You want me to hang up the phone?”

1:11 Voice 1: “Get off the phone. You bother me, you prick.”

1:13 Babu: “Why don’t you get off the phone?”

1:15 Voice 1: “Fuck you!”

1:16 Call ends.