Title: “Empathetic Flooring Specialist”Characters:Rajesh – Empathetic Flooring SpecialistCustomer – Concerned Homeowner[Phone rings]Rajesh: (picks up) Hello, this is Rajesh speaking, how may I assist you today?Customer: Yeah, hi. I’m having a bit of an issue with some tiles I had installed.Rajesh: Oh, I’m terribly sorry to hear that. What seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, you […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
Title: “Inclusive Auto Repair Shop”[Scene: Inside an auto repair shop. The mechanic, Pat, is at the counter. The phone rings.]Pat: (picks up the phone) Hello, you’ve reached Inclusive Auto Repair. How may I help you today?Customer: Hi, I’m having some issues with my car. It’s making a strange noise whenever I accelerate.Pat: I’m sorry to […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Synchronized Swimming Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Birthdays are a time of celebration and joy, but they also present an opportunity for some lighthearted mischief. If you’re looking to add an extra element of fun to your friend’s special day, consider pulling off a memorable prank. From harmless gags to playful tricks, we’ve compiled a list of the 10 best birthday pranks […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Tomatoes Characters: Nikos Summary: The skit opens with a phone call between Sam and Nico, initially filled with confusion over the caller’s identity. Nico claims to be a friend of Tony Simos and urgently notifies Sam about a batch of bad tomatoes. Despite Sam’s repeated attempts to ascertain […]
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: The Need To Dance Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Did That Years Ago” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior”[Scene: A call center. Soft, uplifting background music plays. Two employees, Alex and Sam, sit at their desks wearing headsets. They are conscientious and respectful individuals.]Alex: (smiling) Good morning, thank you for calling 1-800 How’s Our Behavior. This is Alex speaking, how can I assist you today?Caller: (frustrated) Hi, I need […]
Title: “Pablo Love”[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling urban environment. A calm, collected voice answers.]Pablo: Hello, this is Pablo speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Um, hey Pablo, I’m just, like, wondering about your organization. Do you guys, like, promote diversity and inclusivity?Pablo: Absolutely, my friend. We strive to create […]
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
