“Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Glasses
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
“Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock 00:03 Speaker 1: “Hello? Hello?” 00:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:06 Speaker 1: “Hello?” 00:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:08 Speaker 1: “Yes. Hi, I’m calling about your ad.” 00:10 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:11 Speaker 1: “I’m interested in the chainsaw.” 00:14 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:15 Speaker 1: “Is it still available?” 00:18 Sol […]
The Dresser
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
Car Salesman – the woke version
Title: Conscious Car Dealership[Scene: Inside a modern, eco-friendly car dealership. The ambiance is serene with sustainable décor. A salesperson, Alex, approaches a potential customer, Taylor, who is browsing hybrid vehicles.]Alex: Hey there, welcome to Conscious Cars! How can I assist you today?Taylor: Hi! I’m looking for a reliable hybrid vehicle with low emissions and preferably […]
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Breast Enlargement
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Breast Enlargement Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Whipping” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]
Bad Ass Massage
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Ass Massage Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and […]
“Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
“Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jocko Johnson: The Man Behind The Laughs
Jocko Johnson is a name synonymous with comedy. He has been making people laugh for decades, and his hilarious prank calls have become legendary. But who is Jocko Johnson, and how did he become the comedic force he is today? Born in the Bronx, New York, Jocko Johnson was always known for his quick wit […]
“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hello, Ray – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hello Ray Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: The skit portrays a comical conversation between Ray and Mike Derucki, primarily centered around a series of phone calls fraught with technical glitches and misunderstandings. The conversation continually gets disrupted by static noises, making communication challenging. Mike Derucki, seemingly frustrated with the phone […]
Pizza Lawyer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pizza Lawyer Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Marriage Insurance
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Marriage Insurance Characters: Summary: Transcript: