Willie the Jackass
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Willie the Jackass Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Sol’s Naked Photo – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Empowered Self-Portrait”[Scene: A bustling city street. Two friends, Alex and Taylor, are walking and engaging in conversation.]Alex: Hey Taylor, have you heard about Sol’s latest art project?Taylor: Yeah, I think I heard something about it. Isn’t it something to do with self-expression or body positivity?Alex: Exactly! Sol’s been exploring the concept of self-love […]
1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]
Boats Express
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
Sol’s Thermometer Mishap
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript:
“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
“Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Whipping” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Drinking Problem – the woke version
“Explore the journey of inclusive dance expression, blending cultures respectfully and celebrating diversity. Join the movement today!”
Terrorist Pizza
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Terrorist Pizza Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a frantic and escalating conversation between two voices, presumably a customer and a pizza place representative. Voice 2, a furious and distressed customer, accuses the pizza place of delivering contaminated food that made their family sick. They express extreme anger, threatening legal […]
Bad Ass Message – the woke version
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew[Setting: A construction site]Characters:Alex: A conscientious construction workerSteve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusionCaller: A concerned citizen[Phone rings on site, Alex answers]Alex: (picks up the phone) Hello?Caller: Yeah, hi. Is this the construction site?Alex: Yes, it is. How can I assist you?Caller: Um, yeah. I’m calling because I saw something really […]
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Egyptian Magician
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Egyptian Magician Characters: Tarbash Summary: In this skit, Tarbash, who identifies himself as the Egyptian Magician, calls in for an audition at a venue. Carol, the night manager, interacts with Tarbash, who enthusiastically describes his magic act. Tarbash’s act involves eating hot coal, stabbing a customer’s eye with a […]
“Rocine – The Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “The “Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
“Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Marriage Insurance
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Marriage Insurance Characters: Summary: Transcript: