Boats Express

0:01 Phone rings

0:09 Speaker1:  “Hello?”

0:10 Frank Rizzo:               “Yeah, hello?”

0:12 Speaker1:  “Hello.” 

0:13 Frank Rizzo:               “How ya doin?”  

0:14 Speaker1:  “I’m doin, how you doin?

0:15 Frank Rizzo:               “Alright, I want something transported.”

0:16 Speaker1:  “I want to ship it for you.” 

0:18 Frank Rizzo:               “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?”

0:20 Speaker1:  “Huh?” 

0:21 Frank Rizzo:               “Ireland?” 

0:22 Speaker1:  “Ireland?” 

0:22 Frank Rizzo:               “Yeah.” 

0:23 Speaker1:  “We do Ireland.” 

0:24 Frank Rizzo:               “You give me a quote, price quote?”  

0:26 Speaker1:  “Yeah.”  

0:27 Frank Rizzo:               “I got about 1 ,000 pounds of cocaine, figured you guys would run it up there.”

0:32 Speaker1:  “Who is this?

0:33 Frank Rizzo:               “Hello?” 

0:34 Speaker1:  “Who is this?” 

0:35 Frank Rizzo:               “Are we going to do business, or no?”

0:36 Speaker1:  “Who is this?” 

0:37 Frank Rizzo:               “It’s Frank.” 

0:38 Speaker1:  “Frank. We don’t do cocaine, Frank.” 

0:41 Frank Rizzo:               “Alright, how bout some marijuana?” 

0:43 Speaker1:  “Whatever you can get, sample it. We’ll take samples of it.”

0:46 Frank Rizzo:               “Oh yeah? Hey, nobody knows better, right?” 

0:49 Speaker1:  “Right.” 

0:50 Frank Rizzo:               “You know, me and you, we get a deal on the side.” 

0:52 Speaker1:  “Yeah.” 

0:53 Frank Rizzo:               “What do you say? No go?”

0:55 Speaker1:  “Frank.” 

0:56 Frank Rizzo:               “Frank who?”

0:57 Speaker1:  “Frank Rizzo.”

0:58 Frank Rizzo:               “Rigo?”

0:59 Speaker1:  “Rizzo.”

1:00 Frank Rizzo:               “R-I-Z-Z-O. What do you say? I can drive the shipment up there myself.”

1:07 Speaker1:  “Frank Rizzo.”  

1:08 Frank Rizzo:               “We put it on the boat overnight.”  

1:11 Speaker1:  “Who the fuck are you?” 

1:12 Frank Rizzo:               “You know what, I’ll get one of them rubber, rubber dinghies. You tow the shit in the rubber dinghy behind the boat, so I’ll be responsible.”

1:18 Speaker1:  “Who is this?”

1:19 Frank Rizzo:               “Come on, you fuck, stop playin with me.”

1:21 Speaker1:  “Who the fuck is this?” 

1:23 Frank Rizzo:               “It’s Frank.” 

1:25 Speaker1:  “I don’t know who this guy is.”

1:26 Frank Rizzo:               “Are you gonna do it for me, or no?” 

1:29 Speaker1:  “What’s my options?” 

1:32 Frank Rizzo:               “Well, you really don’t have many, how bout a pair of cement shoes?” 

1:35 Speaker1:  “I already have a pair of those.” 

1:37 Frank Rizzo:               “Oh yeah? They don’t fit too good?”

1:38 Speaker1:  “Nah, they’re too tight.” 

1:40 Frank Rizzo:               “Alright, maybe we make a pair for me and you throw me overboard, how’s that?”

1:42 Speaker1:  *laughs* 

1:43 Frank Rizzo:               “Maybe swab the decks together, we finger each other in the ass. What do you say?”  

1:46 Speaker1:  *laughs* 

1:48 Frank Rizzo:               “Go on, you filthy bastard. I’ll get somebody else to tow this shit for me.” 

1:52 Speaker1:  *laughs* 

1:53 Frank Rizzo:               “So long, nutty.”