“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Firecracker Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Firecracker Mishap Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Tarbash’s New Shoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tarbash’s New Shoes Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Big Hock
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
Paradise
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Paradise Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In the presented skit, a comical conversation unfolds between two voices. The interaction revolves around a peculiar inquiry for a “fat muffin man,” causing confusion for Voice 1, who attempts to decipher the odd request. Voice 2 persistently seeks information about muffins, particularly blueberry […]
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Who is Sol Rosenberg?
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Tennis Ball Machine – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Synchronized Swimming
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Synchronized Swimming Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Florida the Tropical State – the woke version
Title: “Florida: The Sunshine State of Diversity”[Scene: A diverse group of individuals are gathered in a community center, engaging in various activities. The atmosphere is welcoming and inclusive.]Caller: Hello, I’m calling to inquire about the beautiful state of Florida.Volunteer: Absolutely! Welcome to our discussion on Florida, a state rich in diversity and culture. How can […]
What’s wrong with this world – the woke version
Title: “What’s Right with this World: A Conscious Conversation”[Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a discussion.]John: Hey, Joe, have you noticed what’s right with this world lately?Joe: Yeah, man. It’s like, everywhere you look, people are waking up to the issues that really matter.John: Exactly! Like, there’s so much awareness about social justice, […]
The Call for Inclusive Movement
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
“Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Who are the Jerky Boys?
The Jerky Boys are a comedic duo known for their prank phone calls, which gained popularity in the 1990s. The duo consists of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, who adopted humorous alter egos and used their distinctive voices to create hilariously outrageous conversations with unsuspecting victims. The Jerky Boys are credited with pioneering the genre […]
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Pizza Lawyer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pizza Lawyer Characters: Summary: Transcript: