Cold Feet – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Cold Feet Characters: Frank Rizzo, Acupuncturist Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
The Call for Inclusive Movement
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
Bad Ass Message – the woke version
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
Bacon – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Bacon Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Do you smell bacon? Transcript:
Car Salesman – the woke version
Title: Conscious Car Dealership[Scene: Inside a modern, eco-friendly car dealership. The ambiance is serene with sustainable décor. A salesperson, Alex, approaches a potential customer, Taylor, who is browsing hybrid vehicles.]Alex: Hey there, welcome to Conscious Cars! How can I assist you today?Taylor: Hi! I’m looking for a reliable hybrid vehicle with low emissions and preferably […]
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
Diamond Dealer – the woke version
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
Trains – Jocko Johnson
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Trains Characters: Sandy, Russel Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
Sex Therapy
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerk Baby Jerk – The Jerky Boys
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
“Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: