Title: “Inclusive Community Gathering”[Scene: A park on a sunny day. Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting on a bench, enjoying the weather.]Alex: Hey, Sam, you know what? I’m thinking of organizing a community gathering at the park.Sam: Oh yeah? That sounds awesome! What’s the occasion?Alex: No occasion, really. I just feel like it would […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “What’s Right with this World: A Conscious Conversation”[Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a discussion.]John: Hey, Joe, have you noticed what’s right with this world lately?Joe: Yeah, man. It’s like, everywhere you look, people are waking up to the issues that really matter.John: Exactly! Like, there’s so much awareness about social justice, […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Ass Massage Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Jerky Boys Store, the ultimate destination for all your prank call needs. Today, we’re here to talk about a very important service that every responsible driver should know about – “1-800 How’s My Driving.”You see, in this day and age, driving can be a pretty daunting task. With all the […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Piano Tuner Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Bacon Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Do you smell bacon? Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Signin’ Characters: Rosine Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Tarbash the Egyptian Magician is a beloved character from the famous prank call series, Jerky Boys. Created by Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed in the late 1980s, Jerky Boys quickly gained popularity for their humorous and outrageous prank calls that were recorded and distributed on cassette tapes. Tarbash, played by Brennan, is one of the […]
Title: “The Ethical Artisanal Pickler”Characters:Alex: A socially conscious artisanal pickler.Sam: A potential customer interested in Alex’s pickles.[Scene opens in a quaint, eco-friendly farmer’s market where Alex is proudly displaying their organic, locally sourced pickles.]Alex: (enthusiastically) Welcome to my pickling stand, where we celebrate sustainability and flavor fusion! How may I assist you today?Sam: (curiously) Hi […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Super Gay Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when […]
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
