“Ringtones Intro” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Car Salesman – the woke version
Title: Conscious Car Dealership[Scene: Inside a modern, eco-friendly car dealership. The ambiance is serene with sustainable décor. A salesperson, Alex, approaches a potential customer, Taylor, who is browsing hybrid vehicles.]Alex: Hey there, welcome to Conscious Cars! How can I assist you today?Taylor: Hi! I’m looking for a reliable hybrid vehicle with low emissions and preferably […]
Volunteer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Volunteer Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Cold Feet – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Cold Feet Characters: Frank Rizzo, Acupuncturist Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
“Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Pigeon Died” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s War Memorabilia – the woke version
Title: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium[Scene: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium. Sol, a passionate advocate for social justice, mans the counter.]Sol: Welcome to Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium, where we honor the struggles and triumphs of marginalized communities throughout history.Customer: Hi, I’m looking for something that celebrates the resilience of the civil rights movement.Sol: Ah, […]
Dead Pet Removal
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Dead Pet Removal Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Mike Derucki finds himself in an unique predicament involving a dead pigeon. Transcript:
“Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – No Respect” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – No Respect” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Glasses
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Safety Gates – the woke version
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
Willie the Jackass
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Willie the Jackass Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Three) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
What’s wrong with this world – the woke version
Title: “What’s Right with this World: A Conscious Conversation”[Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a discussion.]John: Hey, Joe, have you noticed what’s right with this world lately?Joe: Yeah, man. It’s like, everywhere you look, people are waking up to the issues that really matter.John: Exactly! Like, there’s so much awareness about social justice, […]
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: