Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Jerk Baby Jerk – The Jerky Boys
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Super Across The Way
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Super Across The Way Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Naked Photo
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Naked Photo Characters: Summary: The skit begins with two voices conversing, with Voice 2 expressing a desire for a nude photograph due to feeling shy and embarrassed. Voice 1 agrees to take the picture. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Voice 2 reveals it’s for their […]
1-800 How’s my driving – the woke version
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior”[Scene: A call center. Soft, uplifting background music plays. Two employees, Alex and Sam, sit at their desks wearing headsets. They are conscientious and respectful individuals.]Alex: (smiling) Good morning, thank you for calling 1-800 How’s Our Behavior. This is Alex speaking, how can I assist you today?Caller: (frustrated) Hi, I need […]
Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
Starter Motor Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
Bright
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Paradise – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Paradise”[Scene: A serene garden setting. Two individuals, Alex and Pat, sit on a bench, admiring the surroundings.]Alex: Hey, Pat, isn’t this place just absolutely divine?Pat: It sure is, Alex. The tranquility here is truly remarkable.Alex: You know what? I can’t help but feel like this place could be even more welcoming to everyone.Pat: […]
Pablo Honey – the woke version
Title: “Pablo Love”[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling urban environment. A calm, collected voice answers.]Pablo: Hello, this is Pablo speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Um, hey Pablo, I’m just, like, wondering about your organization. Do you guys, like, promote diversity and inclusivity?Pablo: Absolutely, my friend. We strive to create […]
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rosine Like Balloons
0:01 Phone rings 0:02 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:02 Speaker2: “Hello?” 0:03 Speaker1: “Yes. Do you guys—do you have balloons?” 0:05 Speaker2: “Yeah.” 0:06 Speaker1: “You don’t have balloons?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Oh, what?” 0:08 Speaker1: “You guys don’t make balloons.” 0:10 Speaker2: “Yeah.” 0:11 Speaker1: “So, can I order balloons from you?” 0:12 Speaker2: “No, you have […]
“Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerky Boys Dentist & Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys are known for their hilarious prank calls, and one of their most memorable characters is Frank Rizzo, a foul-mouthed New Yorker with a thick accent who often pretends to be a dentist. In these prank calls, Frank Rizzo calls unsuspecting dental offices and demands that he be seen immediately for his dental […]
Jerky Boy Kamal Ahmed Takes on the Weapons Industry in Groundbreaking Comedy Series
Kamal Ahmed, best known for his work as part of the legendary Jerky Boys comedy duo, is making waves once again, this time as a central figure in the provocative series Jerky Boy: Crashing the System Again. In its second season, the show takes a sharp and satirical look at the weapons industry, pushing the […]
The Gay Model – the woke version
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
Jocko Johnson: The Man Behind The Laughs
Jocko Johnson is a name synonymous with comedy. He has been making people laugh for decades, and his hilarious prank calls have become legendary. But who is Jocko Johnson, and how did he become the comedic force he is today? Born in the Bronx, New York, Jocko Johnson was always known for his quick wit […]
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript: