Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Balloon Rides Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this humorous skit, Frank Rizzo calls a balloon ride service inquiring about taking a balloon ride. The conversation starts with the caller expressing interest in the experience and seeking information on how to go about it. The representative (Voice 1) explains that […]
“Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
“Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Firecracker Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Firecracker Mishap Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
Peter Dante and the Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Journey Through Comedy
In the world of comedy, few names elicit as much laughter and nostalgia as The Jerky Boys. This iconic duo, known for their prank calls and outrageous characters, has left an indelible mark on the world of humor. And one man, Peter Dante, stands out as a key contributor to the Jerky Boys’ unique brand […]
Silly Food – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Frank’s Pickles
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Paradise
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Paradise Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In the presented skit, a comical conversation unfolds between two voices. The interaction revolves around a peculiar inquiry for a “fat muffin man,” causing confusion for Voice 1, who attempts to decipher the odd request. Voice 2 persistently seeks information about muffins, particularly blueberry […]
Drinking Problem – the woke version
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Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
Punitive Damages
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller […]
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: