“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jolly Roger Telephone Co.
Jolly Roger Telephone Co. is a telecommunications service that specializes in diverting robocalls and telemarketers, making them entertaining and informative. Founded by Roger Anderson in 2015, the service is designed to provide a fun and effective way for consumers to deal with unwanted calls.The Jolly Roger Telephone Co. works by intercepting robocalls and routing them […]
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Naked Photo
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Naked Photo Characters: Summary: The skit begins with two voices conversing, with Voice 2 expressing a desire for a nude photograph due to feeling shy and embarrassed. Voice 1 agrees to take the picture. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Voice 2 reveals it’s for their […]
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the […]
Sporting Goods
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sporting Goods Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Phobia
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Phobia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Super Gay – the woke version
Title: “Super Inclusive”[Scene: Two friends, Tom and Jerry, are having a conversation over the phone.]Tom: Hey Jerry, what’s up?Jerry: Not much, just browsing through some books.Tom: Oh cool, what are you reading?Jerry: I’m actually checking out some LGBTQ+ literature. Trying to educate myself more on different perspectives and experiences.Tom: That’s awesome, Jerry! I’ve been meaning […]
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Ass Massage
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Ass Massage Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and […]
Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Gay Model
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when […]
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Glasses – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
Big Hock
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
“Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: