Sex Therapy
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Volunteer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Volunteer Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Flower Lady 1” features Sol Rosenberg at his most awkward and unpredictable. A simple conversation about flowers turns into a confusing and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through hesitation and miscommunication. It captures the subtle, unscripted style that made the Jerky […]
1-800 How’s my driving – the woke version
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior” Characters: Alex Sam Caller Summary: A driver reports reckless behavior through a hotline, expecting a typical complaint process. Instead, the interaction becomes an overly structured and empathetic exchange focused on accountability and respect. Through calm professionalism and detailed responses, the scene builds subtle Jerky Boys style satire driven entirely by […]
Super Gay – the woke version
Title: “Super Inclusive” Characters: Tom, Jerry Summary: Two friends discuss inclusivity and acceptance, each statement becoming more supportive than the last. The endless affirmation turns sincerity into slow-burn comedy through repetition and tone rather than punchlines. [Scene: Two friends, Tom and Jerry, are having a conversation over the phone.] Tom: Hey Jerry, what’s up? Jerry: […]
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
Bad Ass Message – the woke version
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sparky The Clown
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sparky The Clown Characters: Frank, Sparky Summary: Transcript:
Mariposa – Pico
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Mariposa Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
Pablo Honey by Radiohead
Radiohead’s debut album, “Pablo Honey”, released in 1993, is often overshadowed by the band’s later critically acclaimed works like “OK Computer” and “Kid A”. However, upon closer inspection, “Pablo Honey” reveals itself to be a more interesting and complex album than it is often given credit for. With its mix of grunge, alternative rock, and […]
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pet Cobra
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pet Cobra Characters: Summary: The skit is a comedic conversation between two characters over the phone. Voice 1 answers the call to a frantic Voice 2, who urgently requests help with a torn shoe due to a cat’s attack. Voice 2, seemingly in distress, describes his toe nearly hanging […]
“Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Need To Dance – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: The Need To Dance Characters: Jack Tors Summary: “Need Dance Jack Tors” is a classic Jerky Boys prank call featuring the unforgettable Jack Tors. What begins as a simple request quickly turns into a confusing and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through real reactions, awkward pauses, and relentless […]
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Mattress King
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: The Mattress King Characters: Jay Summary: Transcript:
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
Pablo Honey – the woke version
Title: “Pablo Love” Characters: Pablo Caller Summary: A job inquiry about inclusivity evolves into an overly optimistic conversation about activism and social justice. Through nonstop affirmation and corporate-style positivity, the exchange escalates into subtle Jerky Boys style satire built on commitment rather than chaos. Pablo Honey – The Woke Version Pablo Love In the original […]