“Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You wanna scrap – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]
Sparky the Clown
When it comes to hiring a clown for a party or event, Sparky the Clown is a name that comes up time and time again. Known for his hilarious antics and expert balloon twisting skills, Sparky has become a beloved figure in the world of party entertainment. If you’re looking to hire Sparky for your […]
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew[Setting: A construction site]Characters:Alex: A conscientious construction workerSteve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusionCaller: A concerned citizen[Phone rings on site, Alex answers]Alex: (picks up the phone) Hello?Caller: Yeah, hi. Is this the construction site?Alex: Yes, it is. How can I assist you?Caller: Um, yeah. I’m calling because I saw something really […]
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Actor: Oscar-Winning Alan Arkin Passes Away at Age 89
In a heartbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin passed away at the age of 89. Arkin, renowned for his versatility, unique performances, and exceptional talent, leaves behind a legacy that will forever be remembered. This article pays tribute to the life and career of this iconic actor, […]
Punitive Damages
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller […]
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the […]
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Mattress King
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: The Mattress King Characters: Jay Summary: Transcript:
Super Gay – the woke version
Title: “Super Inclusive”[Scene: Two friends, Tom and Jerry, are having a conversation over the phone.]Tom: Hey Jerry, what’s up?Jerry: Not much, just browsing through some books.Tom: Oh cool, what are you reading?Jerry: I’m actually checking out some LGBTQ+ literature. Trying to educate myself more on different perspectives and experiences.Tom: That’s awesome, Jerry! I’ve been meaning […]
Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Glasses – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
Florida the Tropical State – the woke version
Title: “Florida: The Sunshine State of Diversity”[Scene: A diverse group of individuals are gathered in a community center, engaging in various activities. The atmosphere is welcoming and inclusive.]Caller: Hello, I’m calling to inquire about the beautiful state of Florida.Volunteer: Absolutely! Welcome to our discussion on Florida, a state rich in diversity and culture. How can […]
“Jack – Boiled Potato 2” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing for Jeopardy – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Jeopardy Audition”[Scene: A nondescript office setting. A diverse group of individuals, including people of various ethnicities, genders, and abilities, sit nervously in chairs, waiting for their turn.][Enter a facilitator, wearing a “diversity and inclusion advocate” badge.]Facilitator: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the auditions for our socially conscious version of Jeopardy. Today, we’re not just […]
Sol’s Thermometer Mishap
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript:
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent”[Scene: A bustling office setting. A phone rings.]Caller: [Excitedly] Hello?Receptionist: Good afternoon, thank you for calling. How can we assist you today?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’m calling about the sailboat, you know?Receptionist: Of course, sir. How can I help you with that?Caller: Yeah, I got a problem with this sailboat. I […]
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: