“Rocine – Ass Slap” – Mira Baby – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laser Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Laser Surgery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker – the woke version
Title: The Relationship Consultant Characters: Caller, Alex (Relationship Consultant) Summary: A self-proclaimed relationship consultant cold-calls a married couple to offer unsolicited advice. The nonstop empathy and professional tone turn an intrusive call into slow-burn awkward comedy built on commitment and sincerity rather than confrontation.Transcript: [The scene opens with a phone ringing. A person picks up.] […]
What’s Wrong with this World?
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan) Characters: Summary:A rapid-fire collection of classic Jerky Boys prank calls featuring Sol’s confused scooter complaint, Frank’s outrageous barbecue disaster story, and an unexpected “safety interrogation” that flips the script on reckless driving. Each call begins with a simple service request before spiraling […]
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
Picos Mexican Hairpiece
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
Big Hock
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
Bad Tomatoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Tomatoes Characters: Nikos Summary: The skit opens with a phone call between Sam and Nico, initially filled with confusion over the caller’s identity. Nico claims to be a friend of Tony Simos and urgently notifies Sam about a batch of bad tomatoes. Despite Sam’s repeated attempts to ascertain […]
Signin’ – Rosine
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Signin’ Characters: Rosine Summary: Transcript:
The Secret to Making Dad Jokes That Work in Every Room
Dad jokes are more than just punchlines; they’re a classic way to break the ice, ease tension, and turn awkward silences into shared laughter.Researchers at the University of Kansas found that corny, predictable jokes make people get along better by 40% more than clever ones. Dad jokes are the best because they get people to […]
Angry Camper’s Dad
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Angry Camper’s Dad Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Rocine – The Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “The “Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A Little Information – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: A Little Information Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack Tors gives a little information about retro casting. Transcript:
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Volunteer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Volunteer Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
Food & Drug Complaint – the woke version
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern Characters: Concerned Caller, Grocery Store Clerk Summary:A polite caller contacts a grocery store to raise concerns about sustainability, pesticides, and unhealthy ingredients. The clerk tries to respond professionally while the conversation becomes increasingly unnecessary, creating slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys prank call style. Transcript: [The scene opens with a […]