“Rizzo – The Hot Mops” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – The Hot Mops” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Synchronized Swimming
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Synchronized Swimming Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Duck Cleaning
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Duck Cleaning Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
The Flower Lady #3
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Safety Gates – the woke version
Title: “Inclusivity Barriers”[Setting: A bustling office environment][Character 1, a conscientious employee, calls up Character 2, the office manager, with a concern.]Character 1: Hi, um, I wanted to talk to you about something I’ve noticed around the office. I’ve been thinking a lot about our workplace environment and inclusivity lately.Character 2: Oh, sure, what’s on your […]
“Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Frank’s Pickles
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Facelift Without Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Facelift Without Surgery Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
1-800 how’s my driving
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Jerky Boys Store, the ultimate destination for all your prank call needs. Today, we’re here to talk about a very important service that every responsible driver should know about – “1-800 How’s My Driving.”You see, in this day and age, driving can be a pretty daunting task. With all the […]
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Spider Monkey – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Tarbash’s Cab Trouble Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Auto Mechanic – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Auto Repair Shop”[Scene: Inside an auto repair shop. The mechanic, Pat, is at the counter. The phone rings.]Pat: (picks up the phone) Hello, you’ve reached Inclusive Auto Repair. How may I help you today?Customer: Hi, I’m having some issues with my car. It’s making a strange noise whenever I accelerate.Pat: I’m sorry to […]
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
Sushi Chef
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sushi Chef Characters: Summary: Transcript: