Picos Mexican Hairpiece
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
“Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Gay Model
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when […]
Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical phone conversation regarding the sale of Civil War memorabilia. Voice 1 describes an eccentric individual with an assortment of items, including old guns, a Gatling gun causing neighborhood disturbances, cannons, and even a preserved foot […]
The Gay Model – the woke version
Title: “The Progressive Model”[Interior: A busy photography studio. Background noise of cameras clicking and people chatting. We hear a phone ringing, and Johnny, the woke photographer, picks up.]Johnny: Hello, this is Johnny, spreading love and acceptance through art. How may I assist you today?Caller: Hi there, I saw your ad for a model. I’m interested.Johnny: […]
Pulling Furniture – the woke version
Title: “Respectful Furniture Acquisition”[The scene opens with two individuals, Alex and Pat, discussing the need for furniture in their apartment. Alex is eager to acquire some, but Pat is concerned about respecting the environment and the rights of workers.]Alex: Yo, Pat, we gotta get some furniture for our place, man. It’s lookin’ bare bones in […]
Little Elves – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Little Elves Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]
Jerky Boy Kamal Ahmed Takes on the Weapons Industry in Groundbreaking Comedy Series
Kamal Ahmed, best known for his work as part of the legendary Jerky Boys comedy duo, is making waves once again, this time as a central figure in the provocative series Jerky Boy: Crashing the System Again. In its second season, the show takes a sharp and satirical look at the weapons industry, pushing the […]
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Tandem Bicycles
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tandem Bicycles Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
Frank’s Pickles
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans – the woke version
Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Sporting Goods
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sporting Goods Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Starter Motor Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]