Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern Characters: Concerned Caller, Grocery Store Clerk Summary:A polite caller contacts a grocery store to raise concerns about sustainability, pesticides, and unhealthy ingredients. The clerk tries to respond professionally while the conversation becomes increasingly unnecessary, creating slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys prank call style. Transcript: [The scene opens with a […]
Title: The Relationship Consultant Characters: Caller, Alex (Relationship Consultant) Summary: A self-proclaimed relationship consultant cold-calls a married couple to offer unsolicited advice. The nonstop empathy and professional tone turn an intrusive call into slow-burn awkward comedy built on commitment and sincerity rather than confrontation.Transcript: [The scene opens with a phone ringing. A person picks up.] […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: “Bamm” features Frank Rizzo delivering a fast-paced and explosive prank call. The conversation starts simply but escalates instantly. Bold reactions drive the humor forward. Frank’s loud delivery keeps the energy high throughout. Miscommunication adds to the chaos. Fans enjoy its intensity and speed. The […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Signin’ Characters: Rosine Summary: “Signin” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple process into a loud and chaotic prank call. The humor builds through fast escalation and bold reactions. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy it for its energy and authenticity. The […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: “The Dresser” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple furniture inquiry into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures […]
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo places a call while testing questions inspired by the famous game show Jeopardy. In typical Frank Rizzo fashion, the conversation quickly turns from simple questions into loud demands and aggressive humor. He pressures the person on the other end of […]
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent” Characters: Caller Receptionist Customer Service Representative Summary: A frustrated customer calls to complain that his sailboat sailed without his consent, insisting even inanimate objects must respect autonomy. Customer service responds calmly and professionally while trying to redirect the conversation toward real technical issues. The humor builds through unwavering seriousness, […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings 0:02 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:02 Speaker2: “Hello?” 0:03 Speaker1: “Yes. Do you guys—do you have balloons?” 0:05 Speaker2: “Yeah.” 0:06 Speaker1: “You don’t have balloons?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Oh, what?” 0:08 Speaker1: “You guys don’t make balloons.” 0:10 Speaker2: “Yeah.” 0:11 Speaker1: “So, can I order balloons from you?” 0:12 Speaker2: “No, you have […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
The Jerky Boys, album 8 Title: Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol Rosenberg calls a stair lift / mobility aid company in a complete panic after his new stair climber device violently malfunctions. He describes being launched backward down the stairs while holding his cat, destroying the railing, and ending up sitting […]
