The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Florida: The Sunshine State of Diversity”[Scene: A diverse group of individuals are gathered in a community center, engaging in various activities. The atmosphere is welcoming and inclusive.]Caller: Hello, I’m calling to inquire about the beautiful state of Florida.Volunteer: Absolutely! Welcome to our discussion on Florida, a state rich in diversity and culture. How can […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “The “Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sol’s Glasses Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Dead Pet Removal Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Mike Derucki finds himself in an unique predicament involving a dead pigeon. Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Paradise Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In the presented skit, a comical conversation unfolds between two voices. The interaction revolves around a peculiar inquiry for a “fat muffin man,” causing confusion for Voice 1, who attempts to decipher the odd request. Voice 2 persistently seeks information about muffins, particularly blueberry […]
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Food & Drug Complaint Characters: Sol Rosenberg, Secretary Summary: In this comedic skit, Sol Rosenberg calls the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with a bizarre request. Sol, assuming the FDA has control over various aspects of public life, asks the FDA to take Howard Stern’s radio show off the […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – No Respect” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jocko Johnson is a name synonymous with comedy. He has been making people laugh for decades, and his hilarious prank calls have become legendary. But who is Jocko Johnson, and how did he become the comedic force he is today? Born in the Bronx, New York, Jocko Johnson was always known for his quick wit […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Facelift Without Surgery Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tarbash’s New Shoes Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
