Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Piano Tuner Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Unemployed Painter Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: In this skit, a character named Mike is on a phone call seeking painting work. He contacts someone who posted an ad but realizes it was a mistake—the person on the other end is actually seeking work, not offering it. Despite the confusion, […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – The Hot Mops” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling grocery store. A concerned voice picks up.]Store Clerk: Good day, how may I assist you?Caller: Hello, yes. I’m calling to voice some concerns about the products your store carries.Store Clerk: Of course, I’m here to help. What seems to be the issue?Caller: […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: The skit begins with a phone call where a confused Pablo answers a call from an unidentified person urging him to come to Florida. Despite Pablo’s confusion about the caller’s identity, the person persists in addressing him as “honey” and repeatedly urges him to […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
