“Rusty Trombone” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Boats Express
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock 00:03 Speaker 1: “Hello? Hello?” 00:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:06 Speaker 1: “Hello?” 00:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:08 Speaker 1: “Yes. Hi, I’m calling about your ad.” 00:10 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:11 Speaker 1: “I’m interested in the chainsaw.” 00:14 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:15 Speaker 1: “Is it still available?” 00:18 Sol […]
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
A Little Information – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: A Little Information Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack Tors gives a little information about retro casting. Transcript:
Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
Hello, Ray – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hello Ray Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Mike Derucki has an in-depth chat with Ray, a talkative phone man. Transcript:
Bacon – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Bacon Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Do you smell bacon? Transcript:
I’m A Diva – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: I’m A Diva Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack makes a new best friend and shows off his dance moves during an interview for Saturday night fever. Transcript:
Dead Pet Removal
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Dead Pet Removal Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Mike Derucki finds himself in an unique predicament involving a dead pigeon. Transcript:
Sol’s Thermometer Mishap
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript:
Cold Feet – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Cold Feet Characters: Frank Rizzo, Acupuncturist Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
What’s Wrong with this World?
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: What’s Wrong with this World? Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bright
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #3
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rosine Like Balloons
0:01 Phone rings0:02 Speaker1: “Hello?”0:02 Speaker2: “Hello?”0:03 Speaker1: “Yes. Do you guys—do you have balloons?”0:05 Speaker2: “Yeah.”0:06 Speaker1: “You don’t have balloons?”0:07 Speaker2: “Oh, what?”0:08 Speaker1: “You guys don’t make balloons.”0:10 Speaker2: “Yeah.”0:11 Speaker1: “So, can I order balloons from you?”0:12 Speaker2: “No, you have to come in.”0:14 Speaker1: “Do you have any lobsters?”0:15 Speaker2: […]