Mike’s Rubber Mulch
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Mike's Rubber Mulch
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
Tracks from the 2020 album The Jerky Boys.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Mike's Rubber Mulch
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Brad Sol's Assistant
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Kettle Drum Boy
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: D Cool
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Louis Hemp Designs
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Sol's Yoga Bikram Goats
Characters: Sol Rosenberg
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Garbo's
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.
The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Mike, Sedona, Tree
This is the 2020 album track. The video is the store upload. The shop listing sells the Amazon download.

The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap
Characters: Sol Rosenberg
Summary: Sol Rosenberg calls a stair lift / mobility aid company in a complete panic after his new stair climber device violently malfunctions. He describes being launched backward down the stairs while holding his cat, destroying the railing, and ending up sitting in his bidet trying to recover. As the increasingly confused customer service rep tries to help, Sol rants about his no-good son who installed the unit, the traumatized cat, and the war-zone wreckage in his house. The conversation spirals with classic Sol Rosenberg hysteria, complaints, and wild tangents until the call abruptly ends.
Transcript:
0:00 – [Phone rings]
0:05 – Customer Service: Hello, stair lift service. How can I help you?
0:08 – Sol Rosenberg: Yeah, hello? Listen, I got a big problem here with this stair climber thing you people sold me. It malfunctioned! I was going up the stairs with my cat in my arms and the damn thing just stopped and sent me tumbling all the way down!
0:25 – Customer Service: Oh no, I’m sorry to hear that. Is anyone hurt?
0:28 – Sol Rosenberg: Hurt? I busted my tuchus, that’s what happened! The whole railing is destroyed, there’s wreckage everywhere. I had to drag myself over to the lounge chair—well, what I thought was the lounge chair, but it was the bidet. I’m sitting there in the bidet trying to recover!
0:48 – Customer Service: Sir, can I get your address to check on the unit?
0:52 – Sol Rosenberg: Yeah, it’s 40 Pinebrook Road, Cornwall, New York, 12518. My son put me in this thing. He’s a shying son of a bitch, always trying to swindle me with these deals!
1:10 – Customer Service: Let me look that up… Hmm, I don’t see an account matching that address for our stair lift service. Are you sure it was purchased through us?
1:22 – Sol Rosenberg: What do you mean you don’t see it? My son installed the whole thing! Now the cat won’t even come near me because of the commotion. She’s traumatized, I’m telling ya!
1:38 – Customer Service: It might have been a third-party purchase. Do you have the model number or any paperwork?
1:45 – Sol Rosenberg: Paperwork? I got wreckage! The stairs look like a war zone. My son is gonna hear about this, that no-good…
2:00 – Customer Service: Sir, if it’s not one of our units, we may not be able to service it. I suggest checking with the installer.
2:10 – Sol Rosenberg: Fine, fine. I’ll call my son and get back to you. But this is ridiculous! Goodbye!
2:20 – [hangs up]
The Jerky Boys: Kings of Prank Call Comedy Since the 1990s Since the early 1990s, the Jerky Boys have reigned supreme in prank call comedy, transforming absurd phone conversations into timeless classics that continue to crack people up decades later. One of the standout tracks from their 2020 self-titled comeback album is “Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap” — a quintessential Sol Rosenberg call in which the anxious, whiny New Yorker contacts a stair lift customer service line in full-blown panic after his new stair climber device catastrophically fails. This skit perfectly captures the Jerky Boys essence: it begins with a semi-plausible complaint about a malfunctioning mobility aid before descending into glorious, unhinged nonsense as the polite representative struggles (and ultimately fails) to make any sense of the chaos.
Who Are the Jerky Boys? The Jerky Boys were created by Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed in Queens, New York. They first gained underground fame in the late 1980s and early 1990s through self-released cassette tapes featuring raw, unscripted prank calls. Their breakthrough came with the albums The Jerky Boys (1993) and The Jerky Boys 2 (1994), which sold millions by delivering genuine chaos: voices improvised in real time, unsuspecting victims caught completely off guard, and no safety nets or scripts to fall back on.
The group’s brilliance lies in their unforgettable recurring characters:
Sol Rosenberg remains one of the most iconic prank-call characters in comedy history. He has starred in dozens of skits across multiple albums, always delivering high-pitched hysteria, dramatic exaggerations, and tales of personal misfortune.
The Setup: Sol Rosenberg Calls Stair Lift Service in “Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap” In “Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap,” Sol dials a mobility aid company claiming his brand-new stair climber violently malfunctioned mid-ride. He breathlessly describes being sent tumbling backward down the stairs while holding his cat, destroying the railing, and ending up sitting in what he thought was his lounge chair — but was actually the bidet. The customer service rep tries to gather basic information like the address and model number, only for Sol to spiral further:
The receptionist repeatedly points out that the account doesn’t match their records and suggests it may have been a third-party purchase. Undeterred, Sol keeps ranting with classic Rosenberg hysteria, mixing panic, indignation, and wild tangents. The absurdity builds until Sol abruptly ends the call with a frustrated “Goodbye!”
Clocking in at just under six minutes, the skit becomes unforgettable thanks to Sol’s high-strung, nasal New York delivery amplifying every ridiculous detail.
Why “Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap” Still Makes People Laugh in 2026 While prank call comedy has evolved — with shows like Crank Yankers, viral YouTube channels, and TikTok roasts dominating the modern landscape — the Jerky Boys remain timeless for several key reasons:
Decades later, fans on Reddit, YouTube, and social media continue quoting Sol’s lines, sharing clips, and debating their favorite meltdowns. In an age dominated by heavily scripted and polished viral content, the raw, unfiltered energy of these calls feels refreshingly rebellious and nostalgic.
Listen to the Skit and Relive the Chaos If you’re new to The Jerky Boys, start with timeless classics like “Frank’s Leg Braces,” “Dental Malpractice,” or “Terrorist Pizza.” Then dive into more Sol Rosenberg highlights — from chainsaw shocks and yoga disasters to countless other tales of victimhood.
At their best, the Jerky Boys prove that the funniest comedy often comes from relentlessly pushing the boundaries of politeness until they shatter. Sol Rosenberg screaming about tumbling down the stairs and landing in a bidet? That’s not merely a prank call — it’s comedy legend.
Related reading: Masturbation Box – the woke version; Sol's Naked Photo – the woke version; Sol's War Memorabilia – the woke version.
Related reading: Masturbation Box – the woke version; Sol's Naked Photo – the woke version; Sol's War Memorabilia – the woke version.

The Jerky Boys, album 8
Title: Boonie’s Basement Tub
Characters: Boonie
Summary: Boonie calls a bath and shower update service posing as a follow-up on an inquiry for a deep tub installation. The confused homeowner explains that his existing tub was “very very deep,” but it fell straight down into the basement after they put too much water in it, destroying the floor. As the sales rep tries to explain that they only replace tubs on existing floors and don’t do construction work, Boonie grows increasingly overwhelmed and frustrated, repeatedly asking what he’s supposed to do about his wife and the destroyed floor. The rep insists he needs to hire a general contractor first, but Boonie keeps interrupting in panic. The conversation descends into classic Jerky Boys chaos with mounting confusion and exasperation until the rep finally wishes him a good day and ends the call.
Transcript:
0:00 – [Phone rings]
0:05 – Receptionist / Sales Rep: Hello, hot tub and spa service. How can I help you today?
0:10 – Boonie: Yeah, listen… I got a situation here with this basement tub you people sold me. The damn thing is leaking all over the place! Water’s everywhere, it’s soaking into the foundation!
0:25 – Receptionist: Oh dear, I’m sorry to hear that. Is it one of our models? Can you give me the model number or serial number?
0:32 – Boonie: Model number? I don’t know about no model number. My buddy installed it last week. It’s supposed to be a luxury tub, but now my basement looks like a goddamn swimming pool. I got water coming up to my ankles down here!
0:50 – Receptionist: Okay sir, I can try to help. What’s your address so I can look up the account?
0:55 – Boonie: Address? It’s 142 Maple Lane, but that ain’t important right now. The water’s rising and I got electrical outlets down here! You want me to get electrocuted or what?
1:12 – Receptionist: Sir, please stay calm. Do you have the installation paperwork or any details on the unit?
1:18 – Boonie: Paperwork? I got a flooded basement! My tools are floating, my weight bench is ruined. This thing is a piece of shit! You people gotta come out here right now and fix this before the whole house comes down!
1:40 – Receptionist: We can dispatch a technician, but I need more information first…
1:45 – Boonie: More information? What more do you need? The tub is leaking like a sieve! My basement’s turning into a lake. I told my wife this was a bad idea, but nooo…
2:05 – Receptionist: Sir, if it’s under warranty we can…
2:10 – Boonie: Warranty? Screw the warranty! Just get somebody out here today! I’m standing in water up to my calves yelling at you on the phone!
2:25 – Receptionist: Let me put you on hold while I check availability…
2:30 – Boonie: Hold? Don’t you put me on hold! Hello? Hello?!
2:40 – [Boonie continues muttering insults as the call fades or ends]
The Jerky Boys: Kings of Prank Call Comedy Since the 1990s Since the early 1990s, the Jerky Boys have reigned supreme in prank call comedy, transforming absurd phone conversations into timeless classics that continue to crack people up decades later. One of the standout tracks from their 2020 self-titled comeback album is “Boonie’s Basement Tub” — a classic Boonie call in which the overwhelmed, slow-talking everyman contacts a bath and shower update service about a disastrous deep tub installation. This skit perfectly captures the Jerky Boys essence: it begins with a semi-plausible home renovation inquiry before descending into glorious, unhinged nonsense as the polite sales rep struggles (and ultimately fails) to maintain professionalism.
Who Are the Jerky Boys? The Jerky Boys were created by Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed in Queens, New York. They first gained underground fame in the late 1980s and early 1990s through self-released cassette tapes featuring raw, unscripted prank calls. Their breakthrough came with the albums The Jerky Boys (1993) and The Jerky Boys 2 (1994), which sold millions by delivering genuine chaos: voices improvised in real time, unsuspecting victims caught completely off guard, and no safety nets or scripts to fall back on.
The group’s brilliance lies in their unforgettable recurring characters:
Boonie is one of the more low-key but hilariously hapless characters — a confused, repetitive homeowner whose slow delivery and mounting panic turn everyday problems into comedic gold.
The Setup: Boonie Calls Bath & Shower Update Service in “Boonie’s Basement Tub” In “Boonie’s Basement Tub,” Boonie dials a bath conversion company after his wife requested a “very very deep tub.” He calmly explains that the existing tub fell straight down into the basement after they filled it with too much water, destroying the floor in the process. The sales rep responds professionally, explaining that they only replace tubs on existing floors and don’t handle construction work.
True to form, Boonie quickly derails the conversation:
The sales rep repeatedly clarifies that they are bath conversion specialists, not general contractors, and suggests he needs to hire someone to rebuild the floor before they can install a new tub. Undeterred by the logical explanations, Boonie continues with his slow, anxious delivery — fixating on the disaster and the hassle it’s causing. The absurdity builds until the rep politely wishes him a good day and ends the call.
Clocking in at just over three minutes, the skit becomes unforgettable thanks to Boonie’s deadpan, repetitive New York delivery amplifying every layer of confusion and frustration.
Why “Boonie’s Basement Tub” Still Makes People Laugh in 2026 While prank call comedy has evolved — with shows like Crank Yankers, viral YouTube channels, and TikTok roasts dominating the modern landscape — the Jerky Boys remain timeless for several key reasons:
Decades later, fans on Reddit, YouTube, and social media continue quoting Boonie’s lines, sharing clips, and debating their favorite moments of confusion. In an age dominated by heavily scripted and polished viral content, the raw, unfiltered energy of these calls feels refreshingly rebellious and nostalgic.
Listen to the Skit and Relive the Chaos If you’re new to The Jerky Boys, start with timeless classics like “Frank’s Leg Braces,” “Dental Malpractice,” or “Terrorist Pizza.” Then explore more highlights from the 2020 album — including other Boonie calls and fan favorites like “Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap.”
At their best, the Jerky Boys prove that the funniest comedy often comes from relentlessly pushing the boundaries of politeness until they shatter. Boonie trying to explain how his deep tub fell into the basement? That’s not merely a prank call — it’s comedy legend.
Related reading: Most Memorable Jerky Boys Moments Fans Recall; The Jerky Boys and Classic Rock: A Surprising Link; The Creative Genius Behind Jerky Boys Classic Calls.
Related reading: Most Memorable Jerky Boys Moments Fans Recall; The Jerky Boys and Classic Rock: A Surprising Link; The Creative Genius Behind Jerky Boys Classic Calls.