Willie the Jackass
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Willie the Jackass Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Super Gay
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Super Gay Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when […]
Hot Rod Mover
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hot Rod Mover Characters: Jake the truck driver Summary: Transcript: 0:00 Phone rings.. 0:01 Jake: “Yeah, you need a driver there buddy?” 0:04 Voice 1: “Who’s this?” 0:04 Jake: “This is Jake callin’ about the job driving’. I saw it in the paper.” 0:08 Voice 1: “Yes.” 0:08 […]
“Jack – Boiled Potato 2” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Ass Message – the woke version
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Unveiling the Legacy of Frank Rizzo: The First Trump
In the heart of Philadelphia, a city steeped in history and resilience, stands a controversial figure immortalized in bronze: Frank Rizzo. The towering statue, erected in honor of the former mayor, embodies a complex legacy that continues to provoke debate and reflection. As we delve into the life and times of Frank Rizzo, we unravel […]
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
Pulling Furniture – the woke version
Title: “Respectful Furniture Acquisition”[The scene opens with two individuals, Alex and Pat, discussing the need for furniture in their apartment. Alex is eager to acquire some, but Pat is concerned about respecting the environment and the rights of workers.]Alex: Yo, Pat, we gotta get some furniture for our place, man. It’s lookin’ bare bones in […]
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]
“Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
Marriage Insurance
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Marriage Insurance Characters: Summary: Transcript: