Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
Tarbash’s New Shoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tarbash’s New Shoes Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Sparky The Clown
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sparky The Clown Characters: Frank, Sparky Summary: Transcript:
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the […]
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Heard It All” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 1″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 1″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Tomatoes – the woke version
Title: “Misunderstood Produce”[Setting: A trendy organic grocery store]Characters:Woke Activist (replacing Frank Rizzo)Conscious Shopper (replacing Jack Tors)Store Clerk[The Woke Activist enters the store, browsing through the produce section. The Conscious Shopper is also there, examining some tomatoes.]Woke Activist: (clearing throat) Excuse me, my friend, I couldn’t help but notice you’re eyeing those tomatoes.Conscious Shopper: Oh, yeah. […]
“Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Who are the Jerky Boys?
The Jerky Boys are a comedic duo known for their prank phone calls, which gained popularity in the 1990s. The duo consists of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, who adopted humorous alter egos and used their distinctive voices to create hilariously outrageous conversations with unsuspecting victims. The Jerky Boys are credited with pioneering the genre […]
“Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Squeaky Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerk Baby Jerk – The Jerky Boys
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
Drinking Problem – the woke version
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Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
“Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2)
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2) Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical and confusing phone conversation between Sol Rosenberg and another person interested in buying Civil War memorabilia. The conversation starts with multiple hellos, reflecting miscommunication or technical issues. The potential buyer expresses interest in the […]
Angry Camper’s Dad – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Outdoor Enthusiast’s Guardian”[Scene: A serene forest setting. The sounds of birds chirping and a gentle breeze fill the air. A group of campers is gathered around a firepit, roasting marshmallows and sharing stories.]Camp Counselor: Alright, everyone, let’s keep the vibes positive and respectful tonight. Remember, we’re all here to connect with nature and […]