Husband Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Husband Beating Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Ass Message – the woke version
Title: Empowered Assertion[Scene: A modern, inclusive office setting. An assertive individual, Pat, sits at their desk, taking calls.]Pat: [Picks up the phone confidently] Hello, you’ve reached the empowered assertion hotline. How may I assist you today in navigating respectful communication?Caller: Yeah, uh, is this the jerk store?Pat: Actually, this is a space for fostering constructive […]
Hucklebuck
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hucklebuck Characters: Frank Rizzo, Juggy Summary: Frank Rizzo launches into another outrageous phone conversation in H,ucklebuck, bringing his loud personality and relentless attitude to the center of the skit. What begins as a simple discussion quickly turns into a chaotic exchange filled with sarcasm and aggressive humor. […]
Sol’s Thermometer Mishap
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript:
1-800 How’s my driving – the woke version
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior” Characters: Alex Sam Caller Summary: A driver reports reckless behavior through a hotline, expecting a typical complaint process. Instead, the interaction becomes an overly structured and empathetic exchange focused on accountability and respect. Through calm professionalism and detailed responses, the scene builds subtle Jerky Boys style satire driven entirely by […]
Egyptian Magician – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Sorcerer”[Scene: A bustling urban street. A socially conscious individual named Alex is sitting on a bench, engrossed in their book. Suddenly, a person in a vibrant, ethically sourced costume approaches, a “Social Sorcerer” named Sam.]Sam: Greetings, friend! I sense your energy is in need of upliftment.Alex: Um, hello there. Can I help […]
“Ringtones Intro” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: “I Pickle They” features Frank Rizzo delivering a loud and unpredictable prank call. The humor builds through confusion and fast escalation. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy it for its energy and […]
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew [Setting: A construction site] Characters: Alex: A conscientious construction worker Steve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusion Caller: A concerned citizen Summary:A concerned citizen calls a construction site to report unsafe scaffolding. Instead of pushback, they’re met with calm agreement, inclusive language, and overly polite corporate-speak from the workers. The […]
“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Frank’s Pickles
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Frank’s Pickles Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hair Vitamins
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hair Vitamins Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Few comedy moments capture the pure chaos and old-school prank-call energy like the legendary Frank Rizzo roofing call. This unforgettable skit showcases everything fans love about the Jerky Boys’ outrageous storytelling, explosive personalities, and laugh-out-loud absurdity that defined an era of prank call comedy. Originally […]
“Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerky Boys Dentist & Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys are known for their hilarious prank calls, and one of their most memorable characters is Frank Rizzo, a foul-mouthed New Yorker with a thick accent who often pretends to be a dentist. In these prank calls, Frank Rizzo calls unsuspecting dental offices and demands that he be seen immediately for his dental […]
“Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
What’s wrong with this world – the woke version
Title: What’s Right with This World – A Conscious Conversation Characters: John, Joe Summary:Two friends reflect on social awareness, empathy, and positive change in society. Their overly sincere optimism creates gentle, situational humor in a calm, conversational style reminiscent of modern Jerky Boys inspired dialogue. Transcript: [Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a […]
Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “Safety Gates” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple topic into a chaotic prank call. The humor builds through fast escalation and bold reactions. Miscommunication drives the conversation forward. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its […]
“Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: