“Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Ball Game Beating” features Frank Rizzo at his loudest and most unpredictable. What starts as a simple complaint quickly turns into a chaotic and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through raw reactions and escalating tension. It captures the bold, unscripted style that […]
Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
Tarbash the Egyptian Magician is a beloved character from the famous prank call series, Jerky Boys. Created by Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed in the late 1980s, Jerky Boys quickly gained popularity for their humorous and outrageous prank calls that were recorded and distributed on cassette tapes. Tarbash, played by Brennan, is one of the […]
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
“Rizzo – The Hot Mops” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – The Hot Mops” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hurt at Work – the woke version
Title: “Injured on the Job”Characters:Terry – A conscientious worker who values workplace safety and respects the rights of others.Joe – A compassionate employer who prioritizes employee well-being and ensures a safe work environment.[Scene opens in an office setting. Terry is on the phone with Joe, his employer.]Terry: Hey, Joe, it’s Terry. I wanted to talk […]
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Flower Lady 1” features Sol Rosenberg at his most awkward and unpredictable. A simple conversation about flowers turns into a confusing and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through hesitation and miscommunication. It captures the subtle, unscripted style that made the Jerky […]
You wanna scrap – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Encounter”Characters:Pat (Originally “Frank Rizzo”)Chris (Originally “The Jerky Boys”)[Pat is sitting peacefully in a park, enjoying the serenity of nature when Chris approaches.]Chris: Hey, brother, how’s it going?Pat: Hey there! I’m just taking in the beauty of this day. How about you?Chris: Yeah, it’s a gorgeous day indeed. I couldn’t help but notice your […]
“Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Frank Rizzo Jerky Boys iPhone 13 Case
You don’t just own a phone, you carry a personality.And nothing says personality louder than Frank Rizzo yelling from your pocket.This official Jerky Boys merchandise iPhone 13 case turns one of the most legendary prank call characters of all time into a daily conversation starter. Durable protection meets pure nostalgia from the era of classic […]
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
Alan Arkin: A Legendary CareerSummary:A tribute to Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin, highlighting his six-decade career, versatility across comedy and drama, memorable film performances including Disney roles, and his lasting impact on cinema as a respected and authentic performer. Remembering Alan Arkin: A True Original Every generation gets a few actors who feel timeless.Alan Arkin was […]
Boonie’s Basement Tub
The Jerky Boys, album 8 Title: Boonie’s Basement Tub Characters: Boonie Summary: Boonie calls a bath and shower update service posing as a follow-up on an inquiry for a deep tub installation. The confused homeowner explains that his existing tub was “very very deep,” but it fell straight down into the basement after they put […]
The Call for Inclusive Movement
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
Irate Tile Man – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Flooring Specialist” Characters: Rajesh – Empathetic Flooring Specialist Customer – Concerned Homeowner Irate Tile Man – The Woke Version Empathetic Flooring Specialist In the classic Jerky Boys universe, the Irate Tile Man was all chaos, shouting, and pure comedic meltdown. In this woke reinterpretation, the tone shifts completely. Instead of anger, we get […]
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: “New Awnings” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple service inquiry into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the […]
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
Sol’s Naked Photo
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Naked Photo Characters: Summary: The skit begins with two voices conversing, with Voice 2 expressing a desire for a nude photograph due to feeling shy and embarrassed. Voice 1 agrees to take the picture. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Voice 2 reveals it’s for their […]
Super Inclusive – The Woke Version | Jerky Boys Comedy Skit
Title: “Super Inclusive” Characters: Tom, Jerry Summary: Two friends discuss inclusivity and acceptance, each statement becoming more supportive than the last. The endless affirmation turns sincerity into slow-burn comedy through repetition and tone rather than punchlines. [Scene: Two friends, Tom and Jerry, are having a conversation over the phone.] Tom: Hey Jerry, what’s up? Jerry: […]
“Sol – Whipping” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sols Warts
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Warts Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Sol’s Warts” features Sol Rosenberg at his most awkward and unpredictable. A simple concern quickly turns into a confusing and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through hesitation and miscommunication. It captures the subtle, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans love it […]
Truck Registration – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Truck Registration Characters: Frank Rizzo, DMV Agent Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: