Truck Registration – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Truck Registration Characters: Frank Rizzo, DMV Agent Summary: Transcript:
What’s wrong with this world – the woke version
Title: “What’s Right with this World: A Conscious Conversation”[Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a discussion.]John: Hey, Joe, have you noticed what’s right with this world lately?Joe: Yeah, man. It’s like, everywhere you look, people are waking up to the issues that really matter.John: Exactly! Like, there’s so much awareness about social justice, […]
Pet Cobra
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pet Cobra Characters: Summary: The skit is a comedic conversation between two characters over the phone. Voice 1 answers the call to a frantic Voice 2, who urgently requests help with a torn shoe due to a cat’s attack. Voice 2, seemingly in distress, describes his toe nearly hanging […]
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
“Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Masturbation Box
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Masturbation Box Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: This skit is a chaotic and humorous phone conversation between multiple characters, primarily involving Sol Rosenberg and various voices on the other end of the line. Sol seeks someone to weld a steel box for him, initially requesting it to be […]
Lawnmower Sale
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawnmower Sale Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the […]
Sol’s Naked Photo – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Empowered Self-Portrait”[Scene: A bustling city street. Two friends, Alex and Taylor, are walking and engaging in conversation.]Alex: Hey Taylor, have you heard about Sol’s latest art project?Taylor: Yeah, I think I heard something about it. Isn’t it something to do with self-expression or body positivity?Alex: Exactly! Sol’s been exploring the concept of self-love […]
“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
“Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – The Player Hater” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Phobia
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Phobia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
The Duck Cleaning
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Duck Cleaning Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Florida, The Tropical State
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Florida, The Tropical State Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Super Across The Way
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Super Across The Way Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]
Masturbation Box – the woke version
Title: Self-Love PodCharacters:Alex: A socially conscious individual, empathetic and aware of societal issues.Chris: A friend who is open-minded and equally socially conscious.[Scene: Alex and Chris are having a conversation at a local café.]Alex: Hey Chris, I’ve been thinking about ways to promote self-care and mental well-being in our community.Chris: That’s great, Alex. What ideas do […]