Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Paradise – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Paradise”[Scene: A serene garden setting. Two individuals, Alex and Pat, sit on a bench, admiring the surroundings.]Alex: Hey, Pat, isn’t this place just absolutely divine?Pat: It sure is, Alex. The tranquility here is truly remarkable.Alex: You know what? I can’t help but feel like this place could be even more welcoming to everyone.Pat: […]
Car Salesman – the woke version
Title: Conscious Car Dealership[Scene: Inside a modern, eco-friendly car dealership. The ambiance is serene with sustainable décor. A salesperson, Alex, approaches a potential customer, Taylor, who is browsing hybrid vehicles.]Alex: Hey there, welcome to Conscious Cars! How can I assist you today?Taylor: Hi! I’m looking for a reliable hybrid vehicle with low emissions and preferably […]
Volunteer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Volunteer Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan) Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack’s idea of “sport”? Transcript:
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
“Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Food & Drug Complaint – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Food & Drug Complaint Characters: Sol Rosenberg, Secretary Summary: In this comedic skit, Sol Rosenberg calls the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with a bizarre request. Sol, assuming the FDA has control over various aspects of public life, asks the FDA to take Howard Stern’s radio show off the […]
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Pick Up Pie
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pick up Pie Characters: Frank Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans – the woke version
Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
Peter Dante and the Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Journey Through Comedy
In the world of comedy, few names elicit as much laughter and nostalgia as The Jerky Boys. This iconic duo, known for their prank calls and outrageous characters, has left an indelible mark on the world of humor. And one man, Peter Dante, stands out as a key contributor to the Jerky Boys’ unique brand […]
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Bright
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
I’m A Diva – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: I’m A Diva Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack makes a new best friend and shows off his dance moves during an interview for Saturday night fever. Transcript:
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: