“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady – the woke version
Title: “The Sustainable Garden Advocate”[The scene opens with a bustling city sidewalk. A person, named Alex, approaches a flower stand.]Alex: [Clears throat] Excuse me, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about sustainable gardening practices?Flower Lady: Oh, sure, honey! What can I help you with?Alex: Well, I’m here to raise awareness about the environmental […]
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Dead Pet Removal
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Dead Pet Removal Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Mike Derucki finds himself in an unique predicament involving a dead pigeon. Transcript:
Bright
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
Tarbash’s New Shoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tarbash’s New Shoes Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Egyptian Magician
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Egyptian Magician Characters: Tarbash Summary: In this skit, Tarbash, who identifies himself as the Egyptian Magician, calls in for an audition at a venue. Carol, the night manager, interacts with Tarbash, who enthusiastically describes his magic act. Tarbash’s act involves eating hot coal, stabbing a customer’s eye with a […]
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
“Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
Who is Sol Rosenberg?
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew[Setting: A construction site]Characters:Alex: A conscientious construction workerSteve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusionCaller: A concerned citizen[Phone rings on site, Alex answers]Alex: (picks up the phone) Hello?Caller: Yeah, hi. Is this the construction site?Alex: Yes, it is. How can I assist you?Caller: Um, yeah. I’m calling because I saw something really […]
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hot Rod Mover
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hot Rod Mover Characters: Jake the truck driver Summary: Transcript: 0:00 Phone rings.. 0:01 Jake: “Yeah, you need a driver there buddy?” 0:04 Voice 1: “Who’s this?” 0:04 Jake: “This is Jake callin’ about the job driving’. I saw it in the paper.” 0:08 Voice 1: “Yes.” 0:08 […]
Ball Game Beating – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Community Gathering”[Scene: A park on a sunny day. Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting on a bench, enjoying the weather.]Alex: Hey, Sam, you know what? I’m thinking of organizing a community gathering at the park.Sam: Oh yeah? That sounds awesome! What’s the occasion?Alex: No occasion, really. I just feel like it would […]
“Rocine – The Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “The “Rocine – The Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Beats Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Special Delivery
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Special Delivery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Pissed” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: