Kissel Crooner
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Kissel Crooner Characters: Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew [Setting: A construction site] Characters: Alex: A conscientious construction worker Steve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusion Caller: A concerned citizen Summary:A concerned citizen calls a construction site to report unsafe scaffolding. Instead of pushback, they’re met with calm agreement, inclusive language, and overly polite corporate-speak from the workers. The […]
Breast Enlargement
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Breast Enlargement Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Naked Photo
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Naked Photo Characters: Summary: The skit begins with two voices conversing, with Voice 2 expressing a desire for a nude photograph due to feeling shy and embarrassed. Voice 1 agrees to take the picture. However, the conversation takes an unexpected turn when Voice 2 reveals it’s for their […]
Little Elves – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Little Elves Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Glasses – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Chainsaw Shock – Part 2
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: What starts as a normal chainsaw sale goes wrong quickly after Sol takes a tumble. But don’t worry, his son is coming and he’s sitting and smoking and watching television. Transcript:
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Laser Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Laser Surgery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Little Freak” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Frank’s Leg Braces
The Jerky Boys, album 8 Title: Frank’s Leg Braces Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo calls a confused dental office in a panic, begging for help with his crooked teeth. He admits to making terrible homemade braces out of wood and metal that left him sick and in pain. When the receptionist gently guides him […]
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Secret to Making Dad Jokes That Work in Every Room
Dad jokes are more than just punchlines; they’re a classic way to break the ice, ease tension, and turn awkward silences into shared laughter.Researchers at the University of Kansas found that corny, predictable jokes make people get along better by 40% more than clever ones. Dad jokes are the best because they get people to […]
Angry Camper’s Dad
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Angry Camper’s Dad Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Pulling Furniture – the woke version
A Piece of Comedy History Before streaming comedy and viral clips, fans passed around tapes packed with outrageous conversations and unforgettable characters. The Jerky Boys became pioneers of prank call entertainment, turning improvised phone chaos into cultural history. “Pulling Furniture” was always about everyday situations spiraling into absurdity. The Woke Version keeps that spirit alive […]
Bad Tomatoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Tomatoes Characters: Nikos Summary: The skit opens with a phone call between Sam and Nico, initially filled with confusion over the caller’s identity. Nico claims to be a friend of Tony Simos and urgently notifies Sam about a batch of bad tomatoes. Despite Sam’s repeated attempts to ascertain […]
“Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Sol Rosenberg Fishing Shop Employee Summary: Sol Rosenberg calls a fishing shop asking about worms, leading to a repetitive and awkward conversation filled with confusion and hesitation. Through simple questions and nervous delivery, the call builds into classic Jerky Boys slow-burn […]
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Remembering the Legendary Actor: Oscar-Winning Alan Arkin Passes Away at Age 89
In a heartbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry, Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin passed away at the age of 89. Arkin, renowned for his versatility, unique performances, and exceptional talent, leaves behind a legacy that will forever be remembered. This article pays tribute to the life and career of this iconic actor, […]
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: