“Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Bad Ass Massage
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Ass Massage Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and […]
Prank Calls 101: Having Fun Within Limits
Prank calls have been around for as long as telephones have existed, and they continue to be a popular pastime for many people. However, there are certain limits that should be respected when engaging in this activity. First and foremost, it is important to remember that the person on the other end of the line […]
Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Tarbash’s Cab Trouble Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Phobia
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Phobia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
1-800 how’s my driving
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Jerky Boys Store, the ultimate destination for all your prank call needs. Today, we’re here to talk about a very important service that every responsible driver should know about – “1-800 How’s My Driving.”You see, in this day and age, driving can be a pretty daunting task. With all the […]
“Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hurt at Work – the woke version
Title: “Injured on the Job”Characters:Terry – A conscientious worker who values workplace safety and respects the rights of others.Joe – A compassionate employer who prioritizes employee well-being and ensures a safe work environment.[Scene opens in an office setting. Terry is on the phone with Joe, his employer.]Terry: Hey, Joe, it’s Terry. I wanted to talk […]
Hair Vitamins
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Hair Vitamins Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sparky the Clown
When it comes to hiring a clown for a party or event, Sparky the Clown is a name that comes up time and time again. Known for his hilarious antics and expert balloon twisting skills, Sparky has become a beloved figure in the world of party entertainment. If you’re looking to hire Sparky for your […]
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
Sol’s War Memorabilia – the woke version
Title: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium[Scene: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium. Sol, a passionate advocate for social justice, mans the counter.]Sol: Welcome to Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium, where we honor the struggles and triumphs of marginalized communities throughout history.Customer: Hi, I’m looking for something that celebrates the resilience of the civil rights movement.Sol: Ah, […]
1-800 How’s my driving – the woke version
Title: “1-800 How’s Our Behavior”[Scene: A call center. Soft, uplifting background music plays. Two employees, Alex and Sam, sit at their desks wearing headsets. They are conscientious and respectful individuals.]Alex: (smiling) Good morning, thank you for calling 1-800 How’s Our Behavior. This is Alex speaking, how can I assist you today?Caller: (frustrated) Hi, I need […]
The Flower Lady #2
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #2 Characters: Summary: The skit appears to revolve around a comically confusing and escalating phone conversation between Jack and Diane, involving a misunderstanding about a floral arrangement for Mr. Getzov’s wedding. The interaction begins with Diane calling for Mr. Getzov, mistaking Jack as the contact for […]
Peter Dante and the Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Journey Through Comedy
In the world of comedy, few names elicit as much laughter and nostalgia as The Jerky Boys. This iconic duo, known for their prank calls and outrageous characters, has left an indelible mark on the world of humor. And one man, Peter Dante, stands out as a key contributor to the Jerky Boys’ unique brand […]
Silverman, Baby!!
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Silverman, Baby!! Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Bomb Mishap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: The skit features Frank Rizzo, frustrated with roof leaks after hiring inexperienced workers. He calls a roofer, recounting how the previous workers, whom he describes as “Mexicans,” failed miserably. He expresses annoyance, claiming to have fired them and even kicked his wife off the […]
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]
Laundromat – the woke version
Title: “Community Hub”[The scene opens in a bustling laundromat. Various people are going about their business, sorting clothes, loading machines, and folding laundry. The ambiance is friendly and diverse.]Caller: [In a respectful tone] Hello, is this the community hub?Laundromat Employee: Yes, welcome to our space. How can I assist you today?Caller: I just wanted to […]
Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript: