“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Duck Cleaning
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Duck Cleaning Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “The Duck Cleaning” features Frank Rizzo turning a strange request into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation begins with an unusual premise and quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the […]
Pet Cobra – the woke version
Title: “Compassionate Cobra Guardian”[Scene: A serene yoga studio, gentle instrumental music plays in the background. Two individuals, one named Alex and the other named Sam, sit cross-legged on yoga mats, deep in meditation.]Alex: (in a calming tone) Sam, my dear friend, I’ve been meaning to share something profound with you.Sam: (equally serene) Yes, Alex, speak […]
Bird Feed
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bird Feed Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Bird Feed” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple topic into a loud and chaotic prank call. The humor builds quickly through miscommunication and overreaction. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans love it for its energy and […]
Drinking Problem
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Drinking Problem Characters: Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between two voices over the phone, depicting a person seeking help for their supposed drinking problem. Voice 2 initiates the conversation, expressing an interest in resolving their drinking issue after being told by others about it. However, the conversation […]
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
Pablo Honey
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Pablo Honey Characters: Pablo Summary: Pablo Honey is a unique comedy album that blends classic Jerky Boys prank calls with original music tracks. Released during the height of their popularity, the album showcases the duo’s signature characters, outrageous humor, and creative energy. Fans can enjoy a mix of memorable […]
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ass Massage” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Ball Game Beating – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Community Gathering”[Scene: A park on a sunny day. Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting on a bench, enjoying the weather.]Alex: Hey, Sam, you know what? I’m thinking of organizing a community gathering at the park.Sam: Oh yeah? That sounds awesome! What’s the occasion?Alex: No occasion, really. I just feel like it would […]
Funny Merch So Bold It Should Come With a Warning
Some merchandise is cool. Some is stylish. And then there’s merch that’s so outrageously funny, it probably deserves a warning label before you even click “buy.”We’re talking about the kind of items that make people stop, stare, and laugh out loud. The kind that sparks conversations, gets double takes, and sometimes makes strangers ask, “Where […]
Paradise – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Paradise” Characters: Alex Pat Summary: Two friends admire a peaceful garden, but their discussion gradually shifts toward renaming paradise, expanding inclusivity, and redefining sustainability. The calm, mutually supportive tone turns excessive social awareness into slow-burn Jerky Boys style comedy built on commitment rather than conflict. There are plenty more inside the Jerky Boys […]
Hey Sir! – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hey Sir! Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Send Salami Boy Army” features Frank Rizzo delivering one of the most absurd prank calls. The concept is strange from the start and only gets wilder. Miscommunication drives the humor at a fast pace. […]
Chainsaw Shock – Part 2
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Chainsaw Shock Part 2” features Frank Rizzo pushing the chaos even further. The humor builds quickly through intense reactions and nonstop escalation. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans love it as a powerful follow-up […]
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Big Hock
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
“Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Bull Ride” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hurt at Work – the woke version
Title: “Injured on the Job”Characters:Terry – A conscientious worker who values workplace safety and respects the rights of others.Joe – A compassionate employer who prioritizes employee well-being and ensures a safe work environment.[Scene opens in an office setting. Terry is on the phone with Joe, his employer.]Terry: Hey, Joe, it’s Terry. I wanted to talk […]
Jerky Boys Dentist & Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys are known for their hilarious prank calls, and one of their most memorable characters is Frank Rizzo, a foul-mouthed New Yorker with a thick accent who often pretends to be a dentist. In these prank calls, Frank Rizzo calls unsuspecting dental offices and demands that he be seen immediately for his dental […]
“Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: