“Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerk Baby Jerk – The Jerky Boys
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
Pulling Furniture – the woke version
Title: “Respectful Furniture Acquisition”[The scene opens with two individuals, Alex and Pat, discussing the need for furniture in their apartment. Alex is eager to acquire some, but Pat is concerned about respecting the environment and the rights of workers.]Alex: Yo, Pat, we gotta get some furniture for our place, man. It’s lookin’ bare bones in […]
“Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
Sushi Chef
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Sushi Chef Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Rusty Trombone” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Security Service
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Security Service Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]
The Home Wrecker – the woke version
Title: The Relationship Consultant[The scene opens with a phone ringing. A person picks up.]Caller: Hello?Character 1: Hi, yes, is this the residence of Mr. and Mrs. Johnson?Caller: Yes, it is. May I ask who’s calling?Character 1: Of course, my name is Alex, and I’m a relationship consultant. I specialize in resolving conflicts and fostering healthy […]
The Jerky Boys Movie Voted the Worst Movie Made in 1995
Introduction The year 1995 saw the release of numerous films that left a lasting impact on audiences, from classics to cult favorites. However, amidst the success stories, there lurked a notorious creation: The Jerky Boys Movie. It garnered the unenviable title of being voted the worst movie made in 1995, marking a puzzling chapter in […]
“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
“Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Facelift Without Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Facelift Without Surgery Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew[Setting: A construction site]Characters:Alex: A conscientious construction workerSteve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusionCaller: A concerned citizen[Phone rings on site, Alex answers]Alex: (picks up the phone) Hello?Caller: Yeah, hi. Is this the construction site?Alex: Yes, it is. How can I assist you?Caller: Um, yeah. I’m calling because I saw something really […]
Spider Monkey – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
“Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Don’t Bother” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Kamal Ahmed: The Hilarious Legacy of the Jerky Boys Comedian
Comedy has always had the power to bring people together, and throughout the years, there have been countless comedians who have left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry. One such comedian is Kamal Ahmed, known for his involvement in the legendary comedy duo, the Jerky Boys. With his unique wit, unmatched improvisational skills, and […]
Egyptian Magician – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Sorcerer”[Scene: A bustling urban street. A socially conscious individual named Alex is sitting on a bench, engrossed in their book. Suddenly, a person in a vibrant, ethically sourced costume approaches, a “Social Sorcerer” named Sam.]Sam: Greetings, friend! I sense your energy is in need of upliftment.Alex: Um, hello there. Can I help […]
Super Across The Way
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Super Across The Way Characters: Summary: Transcript: