“Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Marble Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Rizzo The Rainmaker
0:01 Phone rings 0:05 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah?” 0:07 Speaker2: “Yes, I’m looking for the major league rainmaker.” 0:09 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, what’s up?” 0:11 Speaker2: “Am I talking to the major league rainmaker?” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, I make it rain, snow, sleet, whatever the fuck you want.” 0:17 Speaker2: *laughs* “My name is Mike […]
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 2″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Bad Tomatoes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – No Respect” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – No Respect” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “Fava Beans” features Frank Rizzo delivering one of his most intense prank calls. A simple topic quickly turns into a chaotic and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through fast reactions and constant escalation. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky […]
Scaffolding – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Construction Crew [Setting: A construction site] Characters: Alex: A conscientious construction worker Steve: The foreman, committed to diversity and inclusion Caller: A concerned citizen Summary:A concerned citizen calls a construction site to report unsafe scaffolding. Instead of pushback, they’re met with calm agreement, inclusive language, and overly polite corporate-speak from the workers. The […]
Facelift Without Surgery
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Facelift Without Surgery Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this classic Jerky Boys prank call, the caller begins with a reasonable question about cosmetic treatment. Within seconds, the conversation turns into escalating rumors, bizarre assumptions, and a confused professional trying to stay polite. That balance between sincerity and nonsense is […]
Big Hock
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Big Hock Characters: Frank Rizzo, Jake Summary: The skit features a phone conversation between Jake and Frank, with Frank claiming to be an aspiring professional football player seeking representation. Frank insists he’s a talented semi-pro fullback, playing for the Bayside Raiders, though there’s confusion about the team […]
“Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Rap in Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Wrapped in Plastic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Need To Dance – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: The Need To Dance Characters: Jack Tors Summary: “Need Dance Jack Tors” is a classic Jerky Boys prank call featuring the unforgettable Jack Tors. What begins as a simple request quickly turns into a confusing and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through real reactions, awkward pauses, and relentless […]
“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Security Service
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Security Service Characters: Jack Tors Summary: “Security Service” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple business call into a loud and chaotic prank. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted […]
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: “New Awnings” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple service inquiry into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the […]
“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Takes a Tumble” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Special Delivery
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Special Delivery Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “Special Delivery” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple delivery call into a loud and chaotic prank. The conversation starts normal but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It […]
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice” Characters: Caller, Alex (Customer Service Representative) Summary:A tenant calls a mediation service about an eviction dispute. The representative calmly guides the conversation toward empathy and conflict resolution while the overly polite tone turns the situation into slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys style. Transcript:[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and […]
“Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Happy Nuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: