Title: “Respectful Furniture Acquisition”[The scene opens with two individuals, Alex and Pat, discussing the need for furniture in their apartment. Alex is eager to acquire some, but Pat is concerned about respecting the environment and the rights of workers.]Alex: Yo, Pat, we gotta get some furniture for our place, man. It’s lookin’ bare bones in […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Terrorist Pizza Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a frantic and escalating conversation between two voices, presumably a customer and a pizza place representative. Voice 2, a furious and distressed customer, accuses the pizza place of delivering contaminated food that made their family sick. They express extreme anger, threatening legal […]
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Tomatoes Characters: Nikos Summary: The skit opens with a phone call between Sam and Nico, initially filled with confusion over the caller’s identity. Nico claims to be a friend of Tony Simos and urgently notifies Sam about a batch of bad tomatoes. Despite Sam’s repeated attempts to ascertain […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Masturbation Box Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: This skit is a chaotic and humorous phone conversation between multiple characters, primarily involving Sol Rosenberg and various voices on the other end of the line. Sol seeks someone to weld a steel box for him, initially requesting it to be […]
Title: “Lentil Love”[The scene opens with two friends, Sam and Alex, having a conversation over the phone.]Sam: Hey, Alex, what’s up?Alex: Not much, just chilling. How about you?Sam: Same here. Hey, you know what I’ve been thinking about lately?Alex: What’s on your mind?Sam: Veganism, man. I’ve been trying to cut down on my meat consumption […]
Title: “Inclusive Community Gathering”[Scene: A park on a sunny day. Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting on a bench, enjoying the weather.]Alex: Hey, Sam, you know what? I’m thinking of organizing a community gathering at the park.Sam: Oh yeah? That sounds awesome! What’s the occasion?Alex: No occasion, really. I just feel like it would […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical phone conversation regarding the sale of Civil War memorabilia. Voice 1 describes an eccentric individual with an assortment of items, including old guns, a Gatling gun causing neighborhood disturbances, cannons, and even a preserved foot […]
Title: “Pablo Love”[The scene opens with a phone ringing in a bustling urban environment. A calm, collected voice answers.]Pablo: Hello, this is Pablo speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Um, hey Pablo, I’m just, like, wondering about your organization. Do you guys, like, promote diversity and inclusivity?Pablo: Absolutely, my friend. We strive to create […]
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Crazy Eyes” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bird Feed Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Willy the Jackass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
