Sol’s Thermometer Mishap
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Thermometer Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol calls to buy a new thermometer after he… “looses track” of his old one. Transcript:
The Jerky Boys Movie Voted the Worst Movie Made in 1995
Introduction The year 1995 saw the release of numerous films that left a lasting impact on audiences, from classics to cult favorites. However, amidst the success stories, there lurked a notorious creation: The Jerky Boys Movie. It garnered the unenviable title of being voted the worst movie made in 1995, marking a puzzling chapter in […]
Balloon Rides – the woke version
Title: Ethically Conscious Aerial Excursions[The scene opens with a serene backdrop of nature, with birds chirping and a gentle breeze blowing. We see two individuals, Joe and Sal, standing by a makeshift balloon basket.]Joe: (In a calm and respectful tone) Hello, good citizen. We are pleased to offer you the opportunity to engage in a […]
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
Alan Arkin: A Legendary CareerSummary:A tribute to Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin, highlighting his six-decade career, versatility across comedy and drama, memorable film performances including Disney roles, and his lasting impact on cinema as a respected and authentic performer. Remembering Alan Arkin: A True Original Every generation gets a few actors who feel timeless.Alan Arkin was […]
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Lawn Equipment Debate Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The Lawn Equipment Debate prank captures the classic chaos that made the Jerky Boys famous. What begins as a simple discussion about lawn equipment quickly turns into a heated and ridiculous argument. The caller pushes the conversation in strange directions, leaving the […]
“Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Meat Player” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800 how’s my driving
Oh, hello there! Welcome to Jerky Boys Store, the ultimate destination for all your prank call needs. Today, we’re here to talk about a very important service that every responsible driver should know about – “1-800 How’s My Driving.”You see, in this day and age, driving can be a pretty daunting task. With all the […]
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerky Boy Kamal Ahmed Takes on the Weapons Industry in Groundbreaking Comedy Series
Kamal Ahmed, best known for his work as part of the legendary Jerky Boys comedy duo, is making waves once again, this time as a central figure in the provocative series Jerky Boy: Crashing the System Again. In its second season, the show takes a sharp and satirical look at the weapons industry, pushing the […]
The Dresser
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: “The Dresser” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple furniture inquiry into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures […]
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
Funny Shirts That Instantly Start Conversations
Some shirts look good. Some shirts feel comfortable. And then there are funny shirts, the ones that make people stop, laugh, and start talking to you without any introduction.These shirts do more than just cover you. They tell a story, show personality, and turn everyday moments into memorable interactions.Whether you’re at a party, running errands, […]
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: “Nam Hu” features Frank Rizzo delivering a loud and unpredictable prank call. The conversation starts simple but quickly becomes chaotic. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold reactions keep the energy high throughout. It captures the […]
Sol’s War Memorabilia – the woke version
Title: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium Characters: Sol Customer Summary: A customer visits a memorabilia shop looking for civil rights items. The interaction evolves into a deeply thoughtful and symbolic exchange, where each item carries layered meaning. Through calm sincerity and intentional dialogue, the scene delivers subtle Jerky Boys style satire built on commitment rather […]
Pulling Furniture – the woke version
A Piece of Comedy History Before streaming comedy and viral clips, fans passed around tapes packed with outrageous conversations and unforgettable characters. The Jerky Boys became pioneers of prank call entertainment, turning improvised phone chaos into cultural history. “Pulling Furniture” was always about everyday situations spiraling into absurdity. The Woke Version keeps that spirit alive […]
Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical phone conversation regarding the sale of Civil War memorabilia. Voice 1 describes an eccentric individual with an assortment of items, including old guns, a Gatling gun causing neighborhood disturbances, cannons, and even a preserved foot […]
“Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Roofing Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Few comedy moments capture the pure chaos and old-school prank-call energy like the legendary Frank Rizzo roofing call. This unforgettable skit showcases everything fans love about the Jerky Boys’ outrageous storytelling, explosive personalities, and laugh-out-loud absurdity that defined an era of prank call comedy. Originally […]
Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 8 Title: Sol’s Stair Climber Mishap Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Sol Rosenberg calls a stair lift / mobility aid company in a complete panic after his new stair climber device violently malfunctions. He describes being launched backward down the stairs while holding his cat, destroying the railing, and ending up sitting […]