“Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Masturbation Box – the woke version
Title: Self-Love PodCharacters:Alex: A socially conscious individual, empathetic and aware of societal issues.Chris: A friend who is open-minded and equally socially conscious.[Scene: Alex and Chris are having a conversation at a local café.]Alex: Hey Chris, I’ve been thinking about ways to promote self-care and mental well-being in our community.Chris: That’s great, Alex. What ideas do […]
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Smashed Feet” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
Paradise
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Paradise Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In the presented skit, a comical conversation unfolds between two voices. The interaction revolves around a peculiar inquiry for a “fat muffin man,” causing confusion for Voice 1, who attempts to decipher the odd request. Voice 2 persistently seeks information about muffins, particularly blueberry […]
“Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Tennis Ball Machine” (Brennan) Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack’s idea of “sport”? Transcript:
Tarbash’s Car Trouble
Title: “Tarbash’s Ride Dilemma”[Setting: A busy city street. Tarbash, a conscientious and eco-friendly cab driver, waits in his hybrid vehicle for passengers.]Tarbash: (Answering a call) Hello, this is Tarbash. How may I assist you on this fine day?Caller: Yo, I need a ride to the corner of 5th and Elm.Tarbash: Certainly, my friend. I’ll be […]
The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Dental Malpractice
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Dental Malpractice Characters: Ali Kamal Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Frank’s Romp” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Angry Camper’s Dad – the woke version
Title: “Empathetic Outdoor Enthusiast’s Guardian”[Scene: A serene forest setting. The sounds of birds chirping and a gentle breeze fill the air. A group of campers is gathered around a firepit, roasting marshmallows and sharing stories.]Camp Counselor: Alright, everyone, let’s keep the vibes positive and respectful tonight. Remember, we’re all here to connect with nature and […]
“Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Boats Express
0:01 Phone rings 0:09 Speaker1: “Hello?” 0:10 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah, hello?” 0:12 Speaker1: “Hello.” 0:13 Frank Rizzo: “How ya doin?” 0:14 Speaker1: “I’m doin, how you doin? 0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, I want something transported.” 0:16 Speaker1: “I want to ship it for you.” 0:18 Frank Rizzo: “That’s right. You get it to Ireland?” 0:20 […]
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – “G” Boy” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady – the woke version
Title: “The Sustainable Garden Advocate”[The scene opens with a bustling city sidewalk. A person, named Alex, approaches a flower stand.]Alex: [Clears throat] Excuse me, ma’am, do you have a moment to talk about sustainable gardening practices?Flower Lady: Oh, sure, honey! What can I help you with?Alex: Well, I’m here to raise awareness about the environmental […]
Kissel Sails – Kissel
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Kissel Sails Characters: Kissel, Yacht Broker Summary: ! ChatGPT In the presented skit, a phone call unfolds between Kissel, a character inquiring about renting a yacht, and two individuals on the other end of the line. Kissel expresses his desire to rent a yacht for himself, his wife, and possibly […]
Punitive Damages
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller […]
Truck Registration – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Truck Registration Characters: Frank Rizzo, DMV Agent Summary: Transcript:
Testing For Jeopardy – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Testing For Jeopardy Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Irate Tile Man Characters: Frank Rizzo, Summary: The skit features a phone call between Frank Rizzo and a customer service representative regarding a purchase of 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tiles. Frank expresses frustration, claiming that half of the tiles are broken and that he’s angry about the situation. […]