No! – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: No! Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
“Nicos – Big Shove, No. 1″ (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Big Shove, No. 1″ (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
1-800 How’s My Driving
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: 1-800 How’s My Driving Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “1-800 How Is My Driving” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple hotline idea into a chaotic prank call. The humor builds through fast escalation and bold reactions. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy […]
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent” Characters: Caller Receptionist Customer Service Representative Summary: A frustrated customer calls to complain that his sailboat sailed without his consent, insisting even inanimate objects must respect autonomy. Customer service responds calmly and professionally while trying to redirect the conversation toward real technical issues. The humor builds through unwavering seriousness, […]
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Few comedy recordings capture the unpredictable magic of real prank calls quite like Sol’s Nude Beach, a standout sketch from the legendary catalog of The Jerky Boys. Known worldwide as true crank call legends, the Jerky Boys transformed ordinary phone conversations into […]
Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
Hey Sir! – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hey Sir! Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Punitive Damages
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: Some Jerky Boys prank calls rely on loud characters and instant chaos. Others are funny because the caller’s logic falls apart one sentence at a time. This skit is the second kind. A guy calls a lawyer after a reckless motorbike accident. He admits he […]
Sex Therapy
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Butterballs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Who are the Jerky Boys?
The Jerky Boys are a comedic duo known for their prank phone calls, which gained popularity in the 1990s. The duo consists of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, who adopted humorous alter egos and used their distinctive voices to create hilariously outrageous conversations with unsuspecting victims. The Jerky Boys are credited with pioneering the genre […]
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
“Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Spider Monkey – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
“Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 2: Holiday Grill Dancer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Flower Lady 1” features Sol Rosenberg at his most awkward and unpredictable. A simple conversation about flowers turns into a confusing and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through hesitation and miscommunication. It captures the subtle, unscripted style that made the Jerky […]
Sol’s War Memorabilia – the woke version
Title: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium Characters: Sol Customer Summary: A customer visits a memorabilia shop looking for civil rights items. The interaction evolves into a deeply thoughtful and symbolic exchange, where each item carries layered meaning. Through calm sincerity and intentional dialogue, the scene delivers subtle Jerky Boys style satire built on commitment rather […]
Car Salesman – the woke version
Title: Conscious Car Dealership[Scene: Inside a modern, eco-friendly car dealership. The ambiance is serene with sustainable décor. A salesperson, Alex, approaches a potential customer, Taylor, who is browsing hybrid vehicles.]Alex: Hey there, welcome to Conscious Cars! How can I assist you today?Taylor: Hi! I’m looking for a reliable hybrid vehicle with low emissions and preferably […]
“Jack – Boiled Potato 2” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
“Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
Alan Arkin: A Legendary CareerSummary:A tribute to Oscar-winning actor Alan Arkin, highlighting his six-decade career, versatility across comedy and drama, memorable film performances including Disney roles, and his lasting impact on cinema as a respected and authentic performer. Remembering Alan Arkin: A True Original Every generation gets a few actors who feel timeless.Alan Arkin was […]